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Paterno Back Home; On A Steady Diet Of Liquefied Baby Brains
All joking aside, best wishes to Joe, who is pressing on with his plans to appear at Mack Brown’s benefit for Atom Splitting and Intergalactic Diplomacy, or whatever the hell that thing is. Frank Bodani has a rundown of Paterno’s hospital visit . So do roughly 300 other columnists across the state , but let’s stick with Bodani: A hectic travel and work schedule — ...
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Joe Paterno Goes to the Hospital
Black Heart Gold Pants — ... don't mean to be a stickler, Mr. Paterno, but all you carry around is a notepad and a petrified pack of Doublemint gum. You should be safe from theft. LISTEN TO YOU, BACKTALKING LIKE A SPANIARD NURSE. UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR, I SAY! BRING ME MY FAMILY SO WE CAN BOO YOU IN UNISON Oh, I meant to ask you about that. Everyone was there in the waiting room except for Jay. Where is he? WE TRY TO LIMIT HIS INVOLVEMENT IN IMPORTANT MATTERS So... his father's in the hospital and nobody's going to bother to tell him? THE ...

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