Paterno Back Home; On A Steady Diet Of Liquefied Baby Brains
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Joe Paterno Goes to the Hospital
Published 5/16/2008 by Oops Pow Surprise <info@blackheartgoldpants.com> at Black Heart Gold Pants: Front Page Posts
... don't mean to be a stickler, Mr. Paterno, but all you carry around is a notepad and a petrified pack of Doublemint gum. You should be safe from theft. LISTEN TO YOU, BACKTALKING LIKE A SPANIARD NURSE. UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR, I SAY! BRING ME MY FAMILY SO WE CAN BOO YOU IN UNISON Oh, I meant to ask you about that. Everyone was there in the waiting room except for Jay. Where is he? WE TRY TO LIMIT HIS INVOLVEMENT IN IMPORTANT MATTERS So... his father's in the hospital and nobody's going to bother to tell him? THE ...
