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Paul Pierce is an Anagram for Vagina
Paul Pierce is an Anagram for Vagina
By Craig Kwasniewski In my book when you knock knees with someone you stop for a second, rub it and get back in the game. In Paul Pierce's book, you drop to the floor, do a Nancy Kerrigan impression, get carried off in the Dwyane Wade Memorial Wheelchair , sit in the locker room for the next five minutes, return to give the extremely gullible media a Willis Reed moment (but not a ...
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How Is The Truth?
CelticsBlog — ... "But was the situation just a tad overblown? I'd have to say yes. And not because of anything Pierce did. It was everything surrounding the moment (and maybe a few things Pierce said) that lapsed into histrionics." The Association: "Paul Pierce was and is not hurt! He was never hurt. He bumped his knee and got wheeled off the floor." I hesitate even to link to that last post by The Association. I seldom like to call out fellow bloggers, but that is the most pathetic piece of trash writing I've read in a long, long time. Want the truth? ...

The Internets are alive: How hurt was Paul Pierce?
Ball Don't Lie — ... The Association: "In my book when you knock knees with someone you stop for a second, rub it and get back in the game. In Paul Pierce's book, you drop to the floor, do a Nancy Kerrigan impression, get carried off in the ...

Bobcats Sunday Linkage - June 8, 2008
Bobcat Bonfire — ... hyped over the impending arrival of Rudy Fernandez. As usual: Lakers Library and Celtics 17 are must reads, especially now. Outer Hooptopia Links Hardwood Paroxysm and the preponderance of cynicism re: Paul Pierce. Hornets 24/7 wants to make a deal. Doug Moe was more than fish tires and goofy offenses. He could be Larry Brown’s perfect foil. The Association doesn’t buy Paul Pierce. ...

Kokoloresleser wissen mehr, KW 24
NBA-Blog — ... . - Auch eine Bewertung der "Verletzung" Paul Pierces in Spiel Nr. 2: "In my book when you knock knees with someone you stop for a second, rub it and get back in the game. In Paul Pierce's book, you drop to the floor, do a Nancy Kerrigan impression, get carried off in the Dwyane Wade Memorial Wheelchair, sit in the locker room for the next five minutes, return to give the extremely gullible media a Willis Reed moment (but not a moment) and return to play a normal fourth quarter. Paul Pierce was and is not hurt! He was never hurt. He bumped his knee and got wheeled off the ...

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