I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you’re doing and listen.
The LoHud Yankees Blog —
... UPDATE, 2:46 p.m.: “He worked extremely hard to put himself in this position, to get back and help the this club,” agent Tom O’Connell told the Star-Ledger. “He’s really excited about the opportunity and he’s up to the challenge.” ...
It’s Official: Pavano on Saturday.
New York Yankees —
... “He worked extremely hard to put himself in this position, to get back and help the this club,” agent Tom O’Connell told the Star-Ledger. “He’s really excited about the opportunity and he’s up to the challenge.” ...
Not So Breaking News: Carl Pavano To Start On Saturday
Major League Jerk —
... I’ve taken three dumps since the rumor was confirmed. My stomach hurts so bad.
My favorite excerpt from the AP version:
The 32-year-old right-hander signed a $39.95 million, four-year contract with the Yankees before the 2005 season but injuries to his shoulder, back, buttocks, elbow and ribs have limited him to only 19 appearances for New York, just two since June 27, 2005.
It looks like the playoff streak may end at 13 years, never mind adding to the haul of 26 World ...
Stock Up On Canned Goods Now
YankeesRedSox.com —
... If you haven't heard, the Yankees announced that Carl Pavano will start Saturday. If he takes the mound it could mean the world is ending, so take steps to prepare now. ...
GAME 127: NYY @ TOR - Solving Halladay
N/A —
... Damon LF
Jeter SS
Abreu RF
A. Rodriguez 3B
Giambi 1B
Nady LF
Matsui DH
Cano 2B
I. Rodriguez C
Ponson RHP
The Yankees will have their work cut out for them tonight in Toronto as they face Roy Halladay, a pitcher that has dominated them (5-1, 1.93) since 1995.
Sir Sidney gets the start for the Bombers and there was a nice story in the Journal News today on how he has fit in with team.
Word is Carl Pavano will start for the Yankees on Saturday in Baltimore. Really? No wait, Really? That will be a must see. ...


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