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  Best part about this is reading the responses to the question when was the last time you peed from the 1400 people who have pledged to pee for the Brewers. 

  • #34, Jesus: When that whole water to wine thing actually worked
  • #289, Joe: On the slide at outdoor movie theater- Jeff you remember that one
  • #416, Bill: A few years ago- intentionally for shock value (perhaps like Vito Jr. in the locker room)
  • Many fans admit to peeing after drinking, and several women have a valid excuse - laughing or sneezing while pregnant

  Posted 5/12/2007 respond (flag)

The Brewers Will Make You Pee: Brewers Fans Are As Excited As A Tiny Puppy
Deadspin — ... Witness Pee Your Pants For The Brewers, a fan site that implores Brewers boosters to pledge their underpants to the cause. So far, 113 Brewers fans have vowed to urinate on themselves when the Brewers make the playoffs. Of course, one never knows what percentage of that 117 would be doing that anyway.

Who Do You Love?
Bugs & Cranks — ... George Thoro-GREAT don’t take shit from nobody, and neither does The Prince.  He just turned twenty-three today and he’s quickly mashing his way into the hearts of at least several thousand Crew fans around Miller Park.  By the looks of it he’s also been mashing some spuds in between innings, and glee-stricken drunkards aren’t the only ones pissing their pants when he makes his way towards home plate.  Catchers are as well.

Sox Give 'Em Heck, Chuck Heston-in-Omega-Man Style
Surviving Grady — ... Oh, and, uh. This.

Ahh, the Indignity...
Drunken Bleachers Blog — ... To show support for their team, 199 Milwaukee Brewers fans (so far) have pledged to "pee their pants when the Brewers make the playoffs:"

The Morning Hangover
10,000 Takes — ... - Pee Your Pants For The Brewers [via Deadspin]. "I get so excited thinking about the Brewers now, a little pee comes out. In fact, when the Brewers make the playoffs I will pee my pants."

The Feed — ... and your pants peers are all welcome.  If you're all three, and I suspect you are, all the better. And we'll close on this scary note: The Brew Crew could be

Miscellaneous notes on an off day
Nationals Power v2.0 — ... http://www.peeyourpantsforthebrewers.com/

Hey Look, Ernie Peed His Pants Too! All Right!
This Suit Is Not Black — ... A website has been started (link via

BLOGGAS BE TYPIN
You Been Blinded - Now in Dazzling HD — ... Pee your pants for the Brewers. Thank you Pee Your Pants For The Brewers

Brewers on Baseball Tonight
Chuckie Hacks — ... The ESPN Baseball Tonight "C" Team of Steve Berthiume, EY (aka Papa Smurf) and Tim Kirkjian (who I like) finished the show by interviewing The Glue, Capuano and Weeks at the ESPN Zone in NYC. At one point Berthiume asked the group about the Pee Your Pants for the Brewers website that is up and running now. Specifically, he asked if any of the players would sign the pledge. Weeks and Cappy were quick to say no, but, as is his nature, The Glue stepped up and said that he had been through so much losing that he would probably pee his pants if the Brewers made the playoffs. Man - he is The Glue. Peeing your pants hasn't been this cool since Billy Madison... 3rd Grader: Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants. Billy Madison: Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest. 3rd Grader: Really? Billly Madison: YES. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants. 3rd Grader: Hey look, Ernie peed his pants too.

This Brewer thing is getting out of control
Four Blocks to Miller Park — ... I thought the "Moustaches for Milwaukee" idea was off the hook. I've just heard about something that, well... tops it. Some guy is so desperate for the Brewers to reach the playoffs he has vowed to wet himself should that happen. I shit you not. Check it out.

Counterpoint: Why I Need a New Mattress
Bugs & Cranks — ... Last night I had the strangest dream.  I dreamt the Brewers had the best record in baseball and that I was peeing my pants.  When I awoke the Brewers indeed had the best record in baseball and, you guessed it, I had completely soiled my mattress with pee.

Pee Your Pants for the Brewers?
A Brew Crew Coup — ... This is the latest story coming from the Internet.  A web site has popped up at peeyourpantsforthebrewers.com. 

Mets Take Series Over NL's "Best"
Archie Bunker's Army — ... Ok, maybe nobody really believed the Brewers were the best in the National League, despite their record. After all, they're such disbelievers in Milwaukee they've set up a Pee Your Pants for the Brewers website inclusive a list of people ready to do just that if the Brewers make the playoffs.

Today's Long Blog
Bob's Blog - Live from Lewisville — ... PeeyourpantsfortheBrewers.com …

A Little 'lord Of The Flies' Action In The Bleachers: The Edge Of Wetness
Deadspin — ... The site includes a pledge list, where each promise-peer has signed up online. When pledging, signees fill out categories such as "name," "last time peed pants" and "favorite County Stadium memory", which we have been perusing with much glee. Here are a few from the latter category:

What Is It They Say About Karma?
STLSportsMag — ... All is not lost in Milwaukee though, as the Brewers still play in the NL Central and still sit in first place by a hearty (JJ, perhaps? - **clever**) margin.  That said, I’m a bit worried for the folks in Milwaukee.  They seem to be jumping the gun just a tad, taking this quick start for more than it really is. Not only have 3500+ vowed to pee their pants if the Brewers make the playoffs, but the Brewers homepage on the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel is asking their fans to

Ten Things I Didn’t Know Last Week
The Hardball Times — ... . Milwaukee fans are excited As well they should be. Become a real Brewers fan and vow to pee in your pants if the Brewers win it all (hat tip:

Ned Yost’s Monsters Of Urination
Can't Stop The Bleeding — ... ), at least one interested observer (and nearly 4000 friends) have pledged to piss themselves when and if Milwaukee returns to the postseason. (thanks to Wojohowicz for the link)

Game 42 - I'm Done With Zambrano
VFTB — ... http://www.peeyourpantsforthebrewers.com

Drink up, Brewers fans: An interview with Pee Your Pants for The Brewers’ site creator, Bernie
The Postmen // A Sports Blog // Chicago, IL. — ... about PeeYourPantsForTheBrewers.com — a site where Brewers fans are pledging to um, pee their pants if/when the Brewers make the playoffs. I was, how shall I put this, pretty enamored with the whole concept, so I decided to e-mail the site’s creator, Bernie, and do an interview with him. Below are his answers to questions I posed to him via e-mail.

Gee Whiz! The Brewers have pissed away their great start.
Home Run Derby — ... A new Brewer fansite was unveiled, Pee Your Pants for the Brewers, which was gearing up long-suffering Brewer fans to pledge to empty their bladders the day (perhaps even the exact moment) the Brewers punched their ticket to the 2007 playoffs.  It’s been 24 long seasons since the Brewers were in the 1982 World Series.

The Other Side
Bugs & Cranks — ... It was also fairly clear that our strategic location just below the stratosphere had left a few brains with less oxygen than they required for operation. Special mention goes to Rico Suave who was fishing for phone numbers while buying food covered in liquid cheese and Davy Daydrinker who felt called to use the word “shenannegins” in every sentence. Based on most of the clientele, I can see how so many people have agreed to pee their pants for the Brewers.

What Rhymes With Graffanino?
Bugs & Cranks — ... God Bless the citizens of Milwaukee. In their excitement over their long-suffering team, they’re pissing themselves,

That's Dirty Baseball
VFTB —

Brewers: Worst Outing of Year
Pittsburgh Pirates Bucco Blog — ... The video shows most of the Brewers blunders and it is a spoof off the hilarious "Pee Your Pants For The Brewers" website where I'm betting there must be a run on their ...

Thursday's 5-4-3
OUT OF RIGHT FIELD —

Brewers: Worst Outing of Year
Pittsburgh Pirates Bucco Blog — ... The video shows most of the Brewers blunders and it is a spoof off the hilarious "Pee Your Pants For The Brewers" website where I'm betting there must be a run on their ...

Because I Have Nothing To Say About the Yanks
Yankees Chick — ... Milwuakee (49-38): Better get ready to pee your pants. ...

Game 89 - Cubs Make Astros Surrender (A lot of runs)
VFTB — ... Well for those that were paranoid about the lack of "power" from this lineup, the drought has come to an end on a homerun by Adolpho Soriano. That was the way the Dick Stockton pronounced his name as Soriano rounded third base. Personally, I think the Cubs needed a stretch like this where they were able to win some games without the benefit of the longball. It shows them that they can get the job done without it, which was a bit of an issue to start the season in the cold weather. That has to be an encouragement to Lou Piniella who was one of the people that claimed this team wasn't built to win without the longball. Being able to win without it is vital to winning in October. This year we're going to have a chance to put that into practice, as I fully expect us to be in the playoffs. This division is ours for the taking, and the only reason the Brewers and their fans will be peeing in their pants will be because ...

Don't Forget About Us!
Yankees Chick —

How Sweep It Is. Sorry.
Cardinals Diaspora — ... Dude.  We knew the Feebles (oh so close to losing the moniker) were playing better heading into Milwaukee and we also knew the Brew Crew were pinning their hopes of a division title onto some piss and pooh. But a sweep? A bitch slap sweep? A sit down little boy and let daddy show you how to win down the stretch sweep? Nobody called that shot. Nobody. ...

You Guys Didn't Listen
STLSportsMag — ... : I’m a bit worried for the folks in Milwaukee.  They seem to be jumping the gun just a tad and taking this quick start for more than it really is.  Not only have 3500+ vowed to pee their pants if the Brewers make the playoffs, but the Brewers homepage on the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel web site is asking their fans ...

The Cubs may have the Goat, but the Brewers have the “Pee Your Pants” jinx
Home Run Derby — ... Blame Pee Your Pants for the Brewers. Back on May 9, the aforementioned ...

The Final 2007 "Rest O' The League Round-Up"... Cry All You Need, Lovelies
Yankees Chick —

Pinch hitting: The Yankees Chick
The LoHud Yankees Blog — It’s a slow month for baseball news. But fear not, we’ve lined up a series of guest bloggers to entertain you. Leading off is Maureen from YankeesChick.com. The Chick has been blogging for over two years now. She’s passionate about the Yankees and baseball as a whole and loves nothing more than ranting and raving about the team and then hearing what other people have to say about said opinions. That’s generally a hearty mix of, “Right on, Chick!” and of course a big dose of, “Yer a moron, go Saaaawx!” Here’s her post: Hello ...

Rest O' The League Round-Up: Special Off-Season Edition!
Yankees Chick — ***Good pal and Yanks beat reporter Peter Abraham has featured this article over on his site - he will be posting "guest blogs" from all sorts of fun Yanks bloggers all month. I implore you to check out his site and also enjoy the posts of the other guests!*** I imagine that as diehard ...

2007 Sabermetric Year in Review: Milwaukee Brewers
Statistically Speaking — Oh Milwaukee, you fickle town.  You actually made us believe that you were going to be the feel-good story of the year.  You pledged to pee your pants if the Brewers made the playoffs.  Then, you managed to let the Cubs (the CUBS!) win the NL Central and you missed out on the playoffs altogether!  You let down all of the bandwagon intelligentsia fans who wanted to look cool by cheering for your team.  At least your pants are dry. Welcome to stop #15 in our tour… Milwaukee.  Am I really only half-way done with these? Record: 83-79, 2nd in NL Central Pythagorean Projection ...

2008 Season Previews: Milwaukee Brewers
Yankees Chick — Welcome to the 18th of 30 "2008 Team Previews", where I'm - you guessed it! - offering up a little preview of the 2008 season for each of the teams. Nothing super fancy, (I'm not writing books here munecas), just a few notes on what major moves the teams made over the winter and a thought or two on their upcoming season. I'm going in reverse order of 2007 standings, so next up is.... ...

Not News: Brewers Fans are Scumbags
OUT OF RIGHT FIELD — The Milwaukee Brewers opener drew a big crowd in their parking lot, with the entire 12,500 spot lot filled with tailgaters. With tailgaters comes drinking. With drinking comes lots of pissing. So what do Brewers fans do when the lines at the port-a-potties are way too long? ...

Rest O' the League Round-up: Volume II, Issue I
Yankees Chick — Hey, look what's back! That's right, its the Yankees Chick patent-pending Rest O' the League Round-up, where I run through the 29 non-Yankees teams and give a quick update on what they've been up to all week. Just for fun times, I impose a 10-word limit to sum up each team's goings on. Read ...

5 Blue Jays Questions with John Brattain
Brew Crew Ball — If you've been cruising the baseball intertubes for a while, you've heard of John Brattain.  He writes twice a week for The Hardball Times, makes frequent appearances at Baseball Think Factory, and now writes for Baseball Digest Daily.  While he covers all of MLB, his first love (well, ...

In the News (6/30)
Right Field Bleachers — Tonight's Game: Diamondbacks 6, Brewers 3 Record: 44-39, Third Place Games Behind Cubs: 5.5 - This was one of those games where a bounce here and there (or a hit with runners in scoring position) could have made a huge difference. - ...

In the News (8/13)
Right Field Bleachers — Today's Game: Brewers 7, Padres 1 Record: 70-51, Second Place (Wild Card leader) Games Behind Cubs: 3.5 We're going streaking! That's eight wins in a row to tie the season high and ...

Those Brewers Fans Really Know How to Celebrate
Hire Jim Essian — There’s nothing like a little successful baseball to bring out the money-grubbing douchebags. Why bother inventing something original when you can throw together a stupid catchphrase having to do with your favorite team (vaguely enough so they can’t sue the hell out of you), slap it on a sign, and sell it to a bunch of chumps who don’t know any better? It’s good to see that the Brewers have their own version of dimwit Cubs leech, John Murray. As you may be aware, the Brewers have begun a tradition of celebrating their victories by untucking their jerseys. Thrilling. Of course, some ...

Opening up a can of....
Chuckie Hacks — [image] 12-0. Wow. That's all I can say. You know what 12-0 is? It's the score of a Redskins - Ravens game...not a Brewers - Cardinals game. I have two points about last nights game: -St. Louis didn't even sell out the stadium last night. Get serious Redbirds. Despite the wild-card implications, the announced attendance of 41,121 was about 3,000 shy of capacity. This after the Cardinals had offered half-price tickets to stlcardinals.com subscribers and free tickets to season ticket-holders with $1 face value in an attempt to paper the house. I thought St. Louis was a supposed "baseball" town. Nice work city. Way to ...

Prince Fielder wears Brewers Underwear
Home Run Derby — We see London, we see France … we see Prince ’s Underpants!! So last night, Prince Fielder hit a two-run Walk Off Home Run to beat the Pittburgh Pirates and keep the Milwaukee Brewers a mere one game behind the Mets in the race for the National League Wild Card (which they’re going to win). As he rounded the bases, Fielder started untucking his shirt … which has become a victory celebration for the Brewers this season, as a tribute to teammate Mike Cameron’s working class dad (I learned that from the fabulous Uni Watch). But as he untucked his shirt … ...

Create The Caption #286
AwfulAnnouncing — ... call was a complete success."- RJBO "My kinda team Charlie...my kinda team"- Anon (Lou Brown baby!) _______________________________________ Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the the Brewers celebrating their trip to the Playoffs with their fans? (I just couldn't bring myself to put up a photo of the Mets. Haven't their fans been through enough already?) Daily Links: It's Time To Pee Your Pants, Brewers Fans! (PYPFTB) The Bandwagon Is Now Taking Tickets ...

Top O' The Order: Celebrating a major life milestone with Moose
Big League Stew — ... 3. So how many of the 7,206 fans who pledged to pee their pants for the Brewers are actually going to follow through with their promise? Milwaukee dry cleaners are crossing their fingers for a city-wide dousing. [Pee Your Pants For The Brewers] ...

My Worst Fears Confirmed: Man Pees For Brewers
Walkoff Walk — So here's the first YouTube of some dude peeing his pants for the Brewers. This is not a euphemism. You've been warned.

The Morning Tailgate
STLSportsMag — The Rams are basically orphans, at this point. Because the kiddies haven’t been behaving, the incumbent babysitter was fired, and a new baby sitter was installed for the time being.   Eventually, it’ll be discovered that the parents - namely, John Shaw and Jay Zygmunt - are utterly responsible for poor parenting and will be kicked to the curb by an unforgiving judge, played by Chip Rosenbloom. Side Note:  The picture below doesn’t even look real.  Frankly, it looks like a picture that was staged for the inside cover of a media guide.  The only problem is that there’s probably ...

Phillies vs. Brewers: Why the Phillies will win
The Hardball Times — Phillies vs. Brewers: Why the Phillies will win by John Brattain October 01, 2008 It’s funny how you look at things when you don’t have the baggage. As I’ve stated before, my Phillies phandom is a phairly phresh phenomenon; I phinally phound a new NL rooting interest after the demise of Nos Amours, the Montreal Expos. That being the case, while I’m aware of the history of the team and indeed witnessed the disappointments of 1976-78, 81-83 and 1993 (I was still “undergoing construction” in 1964) they never left any kind of scar on my psyche. Due to this, I felt little anxiety about the Phillies during the regular season. Even ...

Jersey of the Week - Brewers Chest Hair Shirt
Home Run Derby — And it’s the return of Jersey of the Week!!  You’ve got to love fans of the Milwaukee Brewers.  They’re not afraid to show their allegiances on their chest.  Literally. When they’re not peeing their pants about their 2008 NL WildCard Winning Brew Crew, they’re finding other ways to support their team … like this guy - who shaved “Go Brew” into into his chest hair. That takes some dedication.  Besides, a lot of people just simply can’t do that.  Or wouldn’t. He gets ...

Monday Morning Cup o' Brew
True Blue Brew Blog —     Possible bad news for the Brewers...Ryan Braun left yesterdays World Baseball Classic with a sore right side.  He doesn't seem too concerned about it. "I'm fine," the All-Star left fielder said. "It's precautionary more than anything else. Just tightened up on me a little bit. Don't want to take any ...

Jersey of the Week - Brewers Playoffs Happy Ending shirt
Home Run Derby — ... Now, after finally making the playoffs after a 26 year postseason absence, Brewers fans were finally feeling some relief.  So much so that some of them peed their pants. ...