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PENGUINS NAB GOD, SATAN...AND FEDOTENKO
PENGUINS NAB GOD, SATAN...AND FEDOTENKO
Satan and Ingrid Smolinska at a Slovak Fashion Show . Shall I add that Marian Hossa was on hand at the fasion show and pictured as well? We can now move out of panic mode, as the Penguins have finally signed some wingers. Hot on the heels of signing bruiser Eric Godard earlier in the week, the Penguins have signed RW Miroslav Satan and LW Ruslan Fedotenko, who both played with the ...
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Epic Carnival — Adriana Lima loves the Memphis Grizzlies. (MoonDog Sports) Grading the NBA Draft (by agencies). (The Sports Agent Blog) Penguins sign God and Satan. (Mondesi's House) Joe Buck is a tool. (Awful Announcing) Voodoo Sabermetrics: Chase Utley. (Babes Love Baseball) Dr. Favrenstein: Chiefs, Peterson interested in Favre? (Arrowhead Addict) Things more believable than a Brett Favre retirement. (The World of Isaac) Purple Jesus brings home the hardware. (NE Patriots Draft) Video of a one legged little league ...

Blog-O-Say-Can-You See: Superb Star Spanglings
SPORTSbyBROOKS — ... up word that boxer Humberto Solo blames his Saturday night loss on a racist referee . • YOU BEEN BLINDED tosses up a classic clip of the Giants’ Will Clark happily overmodulating over winning the 1987 NL West title . • JOSH Q. PUBLIC combs over video of Wade Boggs remembering the moment that convinced him to get treatment for his balding scalp . • MONDESI’S HOUSE knows Mellon Arena is now a cathedral of both good & evil, as the Pittsburgh Penguins sign Miroslav Satan and Eric ‘God’-ard . • WITH LEATHER gives an eloquent ...

PM Roundup: Shame on Bill Plaschke
The Big Lead — ... her car into a ditch in Calgary … Brian Bosworth to the rescue! (Fanhouse) NY Giants fans will appreciate this. (Bluenatic) Peter King: Brett Favre wants to play again, but the Packers don’t want him to. (SI) Yes, it is difficult to believe that nobody wants Shaun Alexander. (Pro Football Central) Michael Phelps is the best athlete in the world? (Sportsline) The Pengins signed God(ard) and Satan. (Mondesi’s House) The Cavs really, really want Corey Maggette, but ...

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Sorry, that's one of the first images that apears when you Google Image Search for Free Agents. Big news in Penguins land. With Hossa not coming back, Ray Shero suddenly had a wad of cash in his pocket. He used said cash wad. From the good fellows at Faceoff-Factor: MAF. 7 years, $35 million. $5 mil a year for a stud overall number one pick? Worth it. Miroslav Satan. 1 year, $3.5 mil.