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Penguins Play-Caller Never At A Loss For Words
Penguins Play-Caller Never At A Loss For Words
“ Look out, Loretta! ” “ Scratch my back with a hacksaw! ” “ He smoked him like a bad cigar! ” The NATIONAL POST sits down with the purveyor of such peculiar phrases, long-time Pittsburgh Penguins play-by-play man Mike Lange : The play-by-play pundit explains why he tends to pepper his Penguins broadcasts with such colorful, if not confusing, ...
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