Pick-Up Lines, Courtesy of Zoloft-Popping Elijah Dukes

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ELIJAH DUKES IS SMOOOOOTH
Published 6/18/2007 at With Leather - Sports news and gossip for your impressionable young children
... !  Huzzah!  Of course, I don't like listening to people talk, but The Big Lead used up some of the minutes in his life to listen to the whole thing, and he's compiled some highlights: ...

The Rangers need more bi-polar guys
Published 6/18/2007 by Chip's Moody Blues at Uwe Blog
... The Big Lead has the big developments in Elijah Dukes being just absolutely crazy. ...

BLOGGAS BE TYPIN
Published 6/18/2007 by HG at YOU BEEN BLINDED
... Elijah Dukes’ ex-wife airs him out. Courtesy of The Big Lead ...

Elijah Dukes Wants You to Have His Baby
Published 6/18/2007 by Matt Watson at FanHouse
... (and transcribed by The Big Lead ), Gilbert says: Elijah's most frequently-used pickup line is: 'I want you to have my baby' and he follows that up with 'Can I be your first baby daddy?' That, my friends, is how you get five kids from four moms (with ...

Kirk Herbstreit Admits To Florida Football Website He Was Dead Wrong About Gators
Published 6/19/2007 at SPORTSbyBROOKS
... . • After his (soon-to-be-former) wife went after him on Tampa radio earlier this week, ...