Mauer's best rap is with a bat - MLB - Yahoo! Sports
sports.yahoo.com 7/2/2009 — Joe Mauer (notes) is from Minnesota. He is white. He plays Major League Baseball. He is considered something of a pretty boy. None of these four things outlaws him from practicing his secret hobby. All of them combined into one 6-foot-5, ...

Word To Your Mauer! What would Joe's MC name be?
sports.yahoo.com 7/2/2009 — These are heady times for Joe Mauer . Not only is he a few plate appearances from qualifying for the league leader board and preparing for yet another All-Star trip, several teammates have started to leak the details of another post-baseball ...

The odds are stacked against him, but here's why the Twins - 06.29.09 - SI Vault
vault.sportsillustrated.cnn.com 6/24/2009 — The superior man is satisfied and composed; the mean man is always full of distress. —CONFUCIUS Joe Mauer speaks in a buttery monotone, occasionally giving away his unmistakable Minnesotaness, as when he turns so into two syllables, with a slight ...

Pinkies Up!!! Double Pinkies Edition
straitpinkie.com 6/23/2009 — Kentucky, Memphis Chasing Top 2011 Prospects ( MoonDog Sports ) Show Your Neckwear From Home On Your Necktie At Work ( 9 To Fried ) Otters Make Me Feel Inefficient ( Blog Of Hilarity ) That’s What She Said Detention ( Next Round ) The 10 most entertaining NBA players of all-time ( ...

Joe Mauer Watch
baseballmusings.com 7/4/2009 — Joe Mauer went 2 for 6 Friday night in a 16 inning Tiger/Twins marathon. The Tigers got off to a 6-0 lead by the third inning, and extended it to 7-1 after 3 1/2. The Twins brought it back to five in the bottom of the inning, then scored five runs in the sixth inning to tie the game. In the ...

The Greatness Of Joe Mauer
fangraphs.com 6/20/2009 — On the front page, over there on the right hand side, you’ll see some top five leaderboards for our win based statistics that we track on the site - WAR and WPA. If you look at the top of the list for batters in WAR, you’ll notice Joe ...

Pinkies Up!!! Julianne Hough Edition
straitpinkie.com 7/1/2009 — Albert Pujols Should Vote His Teammates Off The Island ( MoonDog Sports ) Chug This Beer While I Hit You With A Pan ( Tasty Booze ) Five Reasons MLB Should Show People Running Onto The Field ( HHR ) Get Sloppy Drunk: Conjure, Ludacris’ Cognac ( Frat Fury ) How To Move ...

It's Official: I'm Breaking Up With Mo Williams — Bleacher Report - NBA 7/2/2009
I really, really tried to like Mo Williams this year. Everybody said he could be that piece, that Scottie Pippen that LeBron James needs so badly. He'd be the key to the vicious inside-outside game, with LeBron at the hub. And, of course, he'd be ...

Cavaliers Interested In Ariza Or Artest? Or Both? — Bleacher Report - NBA 7/2/2009
The Cavaliers front office has shown that they are doing everything they can to get their team over the hump and win an NBA Championship.  First, the Cavs pursue a big man, Shaquille O'Neal through way of trade.  If Kobe could win a ...

Cavs welcome Shaq to Cleveland — FOXSports.com News for NBA 7/2/2009
Shaquille O'Neal has joined his Cleveland teammates - and says he can help them win a title. Acquired in a trade last week with the Phoenix Suns, O'Neal was introduced Thursday as a Cavalier before cheering young fans at the team's suburban practice ...

Shaq proclaims he'll help Cavs win title (AP) — Yahoo! Sports - NBA News 7/2/2009
Shaquille O'Neal has joined his Cleveland teammates -- and says he can help them win a title. Acquired in a trade last week with the Phoenix Suns, O'Neal was introduced Thursday as a Cavalier before cheering young fans at the team's suburban practice ...

Shaq is a Cavalier, and wants a ring for the King — The Seattle Times: Sports 7/2/2009
Shaquille O'Neal has one purpose in Cleveland: bring an NBA title to LeBron James and the Cavaliers.