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Want To Have Sex With Tony Parker's Wife?
Published 3/20/2008 by Chimpanzee Rage at Deuce of Davenport | Sports News, Commentary, Humor, Videos
... Now everyone can! Well, sorta. Pipedream Products (link NSFW) has put out some ridiculous blow up dolls featuring Tony Parker's wife Eva Longoria as well well Tony Romo's girlfriend Jessica Simpson amongst other famous female celebrities. So all you lonely bloggers living in your parents basements, toiling away in your underwear, with no chance of ever seeing a real live woman naked, can now get some action with the same hot women your favorite athletes do...wait, i'm talking about myself aren't I? I'm going to go cry in a corner... ...
Hate Tony Parker? Bone his wife!
Published 3/22/2008 by Eze at EBSports Blog
In the most disturbing merchandising move ever, Pipedream Products (Link is totally NSFW !) released these celebrity blow-up dolls which feature plastic versions of Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba and, oddly, Sarah Jessica Parker. Since I’m a sad little clown, I did get a laugh out of the text for Sarah Jessica. Though I was disappointed to see it didn’t include a horse face. You know, for authenticity. And Eva smells like a dirty used French whore. At least they got part of them authentic. NOTE : These pics are kind of NSFW since they give brief ...

