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PIRATE KICKBALLER FACES CHAAAARRRRGES
PIRATE KICKBALLER FACES CHAAAARRRRGES
A guy who plays in an ironic kickball league where they dress up in costumes IN NEW YORK was awarded the gold medal in the Douchebag Olympics yesterday. He then went to Macy's to buy a new collared polo to pop whilst riding the train home to Billyburg. Unfortunately store security didn't take a shining to his pirate costume (too many anachronisms. I mean cell phone? Really?). Also he was ...
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What the Hell is Going On With These Kickball Leagues?
Steady Burn — ... If anything, the pattern we're seeing (that I'm not sure needs to be pointed out to most people) is that if you play a fourth-grade game, tread lightly....any stray (felonious or just slightly mischievous) is a lob to the media. On Monday, With Leather took a succinctly worded pot-shot - can't say I blame them - at Jackson and the Brooklyn Kickball League stating: A guy who plays in an ironic kickball league where they dress up in costumes IN NEW YORK was awarded the gold medal in the Douchebag Olympics yesterday. ...

Who Knew Kickball Was This Much Fun?
Intentional Foul — ... This comes on the heels of the guy being arrested in Macy’s for carrying an actual rusty scabbard because his kickball league liked to dress a pirates for their games. Pirates playing kickball. Can you say “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story?” I’m thinking someone should start a kickball league where the participants dress as ninjas so we can have pirates-versus-ninjas kickball games. ...