Dad Literally Tries Flying Tardy Son to Tennis Practice
Walk Off Balk —
... could fly in the family's 1949 Clipper and make it in 10 to 15 minutes, Isaac said. It's a shame none of this is on tape. And I really wish I could change dads right now. I mean, if this dad is willing to FLY his son to tennis practice, imagine what else he would do for his son. We're talking buying beer for his son and his friends, as well as hookers. Because the kid plays tennis after all, he has no chance of getting any girls on his own. Late for Practice? Jump In My Plane [Chicago Tribune] ...
Late for practice, take a plane
The World of Isaac —
... Story Kadera said he didn't want to discuss the particulars of what happened because of potential charges against him. His son, Isaac, a sophomore at Carmel High School in Mundelein, was on his way Monday afternoon to try out for the junior-varsity tennis team. He said by phone that on Saturday he was running late for a tennis date with a friend at The Lincolnshire Club, which is across the road from the Marriott resort. For the record, I'd like to punch this kid in the teeth for ...


