withleather.uproxx.com - 12/1/2008
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“Hey honey. Oh, not much. You will not BELIEVE the night I had. Crazy. Listen, will you call an underground doctor and a criminal defense attorney? Oh, no reason.”
The biggest story over the weekend was obviously the plight of Giants star wideout Plaxico Burress. ...
tiricosuave.com - 12/1/2008
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When we finally launch the Tirico Suave Network,
this is the movie that will, without a doubt,
play for 24 straight hours starting on Christmas Eve. (’Paper Planes‘ by M.I.A. plays.) “There it is! The holy grail of badass, club-going accessories! For weeks I had been scheming ...
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A Burress Story
nydailynews.com - 12/1/2008
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DAILY NEWS CITY HALL BUREAU Monday, December 1st
2008, 2:28 PM A fuming Mayor Bloomberg said Monday
he wants Giants player Plaxico Burress prosecuted "to the fullest extent of the law" for accidentally shooting himself in his leg with an illegal ...
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Mayor Bloomberg fuming over Plaxico shooting: Throw the ...
sports.espn.go.com - 12/1/2008
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Burress timeline •Oct. 5: Suspended for game against
the Seahawks and fined $117.5K after missing a team
meeting for "family issues," which he said included having to pick his son up from school. •Oct. 24: Fined total of $45K for three violations and ...
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New York Giants receiver Plaxico Burress turns himself ...
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Things Could Be Worse, Plaxico Burress And Stephon Marbury Edition
MOUTHPIECE Blog // A Chicago-Addled Sports Blog —
... . I had no idea Plexiglass shot himself in his leg until a friend told me at the bar on Saturday night. This never happens to me. I’m usually that guy that knows about all this nonsense before anyone else. Take away my computer, and I’m the last to hear about incredible stuff like this: ...
Case of the Mondays
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... We use the same joke as the fat middle-aged data entry clerk in your office when you ask her how her day is going (even though you really don’t care) to bring you our favorite links from the weekend…
Your college football weekend in pictures
Basking in Charlie Weiss’ failure
Plaxico Buress, when keepin it real goes wrong
Colleges now in the perfume business…LSU’s will smell like corndogs and disappointment
Reviewing the firing of the Crooms…the right ...
Plaxico Burress' Gun Shot Wound Makes You Think
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[image] For those of you that don't know, New York Giants WR Plaxico Burress accidentally shot himself while in a nightclub this weekend. He is in all kinds of trouble for carrying and firing a concealed weapon, which he apparently didn't have a permit to do. If you want more info on the story you can check it out here , here , here , or here . Though this situation does directly affect the Ravens right now, it does provoke thoughts about the safety of professional athletes. Let me preface this by saying the vast, and I do mean vast, majority of ...
POWER RANKINGS: MAAAAAAKE OUUUUUUT
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... 2. Plaxico Burress. Ah, the weekend misadventures that can occur when your club-hoppin’ sweatpants aren’t outfitted with a holster for your Glock. Good luck staying out of jail, buddy. ...
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totalprosports.com 12/23/2008 — Total Pro Sports - Plaxico Burress is one special person, he is definitely number 1 on our list of dumbest athletes in the world. After being suspended from the New York Giants after being charged on 2 felony weapon counts, today Plaxico Burress was sued for having no insurance on his $140,000 ...
WARD WASN’T WITH BURRESS
profootballtalk.com 11/30/2008 — Contrary to the beliefs of New York police officers, who are under the distinct impression that Giants running back Derrick Ward was with teammate Plaxico Burress when Burress accidentally shot himself, we’re emphatically told by multiple ...
Giants better off without Burress - NFC East
myespn.go.com 12/1/2008 — Posted by ESPN.com's Matt Mosley Even by Plaxico Burress ' bone-headed standards, this latest incident is a doozy. According to media reports, Burress was enjoying a glass of wine while handling a loaded gun in a Manhattan nightclub Friday night when ...
“HARRIS SMITH” TURNS HIMSELF IN
profootballtalk.com 12/1/2008 — There’s a new alias in the world of NFL players. The infamous moniker of “Ron Mexico” has been replaced by far less tough-sounding ”Harris Smith.”
Per the New York Post, Giants receiver Plaxico Burress sought treatment ...
News from The Associated Press
hosted.ap.org 12/24/2008 — TOTOWA, N.J. (AP) -- The bloody pants that Plaxico Burress wore when he accidentally shot himself last month, plus a handgun, a rifle and an assortment of ammunition were seized Tuesday by authorities from the home of the New York Giants receiver. In ...
Plaxico Still a Giant?
bankrollsports.com 1/14/2009 — An article discussing the controversy surrounding Plexico Burress and whether the Giants should bring him back next season.
Plaxico Burress Shoots Himself: The Media Implodes
bleacherreport.com 12/1/2008 — Usually in a situation like this, I would write something about five pages in length explaining how this entire situation is insane. I had just gotten to page three, and hit the delete button on the whole thing. I came up with a much more simple way ...
Message to Plaxico Burress: Buy a Holster —
Bleacher Report - NFL 12/1/2008
There are certain inevitable truths that humanity must come to embrace: 1) Gravity is a fact, not a theory. 2) The game is called "soccer", not "futbol." 3) Putting mayo on a hamburger is a crime against humanity. 4) NFL players players need to ...
