PLEASE GOD LET THIS BE FAKE

6
0
 PLEASE GOD LET THIS BE FAKE  Links3
 PLEASE GOD LET THIS BE FAKE
"When you spend all day on the Internet like I do, you see some fucked up and pathetic things. But this may take the cake. I hope, I pray, I plead to my aloof God that this website is an elaborate ruse. It's called "Can the Cubs Mend My Heart?" and there's not really any way I can put it into words. A man in Chicago named Matthew dated a woman for nine months..." [link]

Tags:

Comments (2)

Links (3)

The Laters
Published 3/25/2008 by C. Brahkowski at Brahsome - Care To Get Nice?
Links and taters to get you through the afternoon. Godspeed. Perhaps the best March Madness clip thus far. (The Indoorsman) The Best Slo-Mo Slap Video You’ll See Today. ( Tastey Booze) Some Douche Started a Wackass Website. (With Leather) I’ve said it before. I love this site. (Hot Chicks With Douchebags) Some Hussy From One Tree Hill. (Hottest Girls of Myspace) If you had a billion dollars Kristy Hinze would find you incredibly intelligent and handsome. (WWTDD) A well rounded (yet incorrect) thesis on why MSU will ...

Blog-O-Rama: Royals Runner Leaps Over Pitcher
Published 3/25/2008 by jason at SPORTSbyBROOKS
... to secure a spot on the Royals’ roster: • WITH LEATHER passes the tissues, as a jilted guy turns to the Cubs to mend his broken heart . • BALLHYPE charts the most loved and most loathed in ...

There is only room for one baseball love story
Published 3/27/2008 by Jordi at The Serious Tip
... As Matt Ufford of With Leather kindly pointed out, "The first rule of the Internet is that you don't talk about your feelings unless you're cloaked in at least four layers of irony and/or anonymity." ...

Related Content

Related Stories
1

Kicking An Old Dog

The Cubbies bats finally came alive today on Easter Sunday in a 7-3 Cubs victory today.  Six of the runs came in the first inning, as former Cub Greg "Mad Dog Maddux was given a whuppin' by the Cubs.  The first five Cubs managed to ...
2

Cubs Coming Down Home Stretch

There are just a few days left in Spring Training and as the Cubs began the final preparations for the season a few things happened over the weekend..... First, Mark DeRosa finally let out that he was getting pretty annoyed with all the trade rumors ...
1

Cubs Name Wood Closer, Should be Marmol

The always injured Wood given the toughest job on the staff..
7

Can the Cubs mend my heart?

Copyright 2008, by one crazy Cub fan . Go Cubs Go!
5

Reed Johnson Signs With Chicago Cubs

Outfielder Reed Johnson has signed a one-year contract with the Chicago Cubs. He was expected to make $3.275 M with the Blue Jays.
Related News Articles
CUBS IN BRIEF: Lou: Wood can handle role
MESA, Ariz. -- The vision the Cubs had when they first decided to start preparing Kerry Wood as a reliever goes on display in HD relief next week when the powerful right-hander opens the season as the Cubs' closer.
Wood should fit nicely as closer
Kerry Wood may be a first-time closer, but playing a prominent role for the Cubs is nothing new for the flame-throwing Texan.
Wood to start as closer
As expected, the Cubs made Kerry Wood their closer yesterday, and Jason Marquis got the nod as the fifth starter. Manager Lou Piniella chose Wood over Bob Howry and Carlos...
Howry OK with Wood as closer
Bob Howry was in the mix for the Cubs' closer job, which went to Kerry Wood. Howry is OK with that. The Cubs wanted Howry and Carlos Marmol to stay as setup pitchers because of their durability.
Cubs take down Giants 7-5
Reed Johnson was an immediate hit in his Chicago Cubs debut. Two days after he was released by Toronto, Johnson agreed to a $1.3 million, one-year contract with the Cubs and then got two hits, including a double, and scored twice Tuesday in a 7-5 ...
Leave a Comment Comment