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PLEASE GOD LET THIS BE FAKE
PLEASE GOD LET THIS BE FAKE
"When you spend all day on the Internet like I do, you see some fucked up and pathetic things. But this may take the cake. I hope, I pray, I plead to my aloof God that this website is an elaborate ruse. It's called "Can the Cubs Mend My Heart?" and there's not really any way I can put it into words. A man in Chicago named Matthew dated a woman for nine months..."
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