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Portland Beavers: Your Socks Appear To Be Somewhat Damp

Enjoy the Enjoyment found this 8/23/2007 on deadspin.com

There are so many teams in sports with terrible nicknames. We're not talking about the Redskins; we mean legitimately stupid ones. We think there might be nothing worse than the Toronto Raptors; does anyone even remember Jurassic Park anymore? And don't get us started on the 54,234 teams named "Wildcats." So if your team is fortunate enough to be named the "Beavers," dammit, don't you just ...