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Possible Bartolo Colon Lead: Man Dies in Chocolate Vat
Possible Bartolo Colon Lead: Man Dies in Chocolate Vat
The story is developing, but the search for missing fat pitcher Bartolo Colon may be drawing to a close. Apparently, a man has fallen into and died in a melted vat of chocolate . Style Points will bring you more news as it develops. UPDATE : Apparently, Bartolo Colon has been found and ...
Bartolo Colon of Chicago White Sox missing with Triple-A start scheduled Thursday
Bartolo Colon of Chicago White Sox missing with Triple-A start scheduled Thursday
sports.espn.go.com — White Sox pitcher Bartolo Colon is scheduled to make a minor league rehab start for Triple-A Charlotte... on Thursday. Problem is, the White Sox don't know where he is. (more) Bartolo Colon of Chicago White Sox missing with Triple-A ...
You Can Remove Bartolo Colon From Any Milk Cartons
You Can Remove Bartolo Colon From Any Milk Cartons
mlb.fanhouse.com — omebody call Tommy Lee Jones and tell him he can stop searching every warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse... and doghouse in the Chicagoland area for missing White Sox pitcher Bartolo Colon has been found . (more) You Can Remove Bartolo Colon From Any Milk Cartons
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