stylepointsblog.com - 7/9/2009
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The story is developing, but the search for missing fat pitcher Bartolo Colon may be drawing to a close. Apparently, a man has fallen into and died in a melted vat of chocolate . Style Points will bring you more news as it develops.
UPDATE : Apparently, Bartolo Colon has been found and ...
Where in the World is Bartolo Colon
slanchreport.com 7/8/2009 — Scheduled to make a Triple-A start on Thursday, Bartolo Colon is nowhere to be found; this is a small issue for the Chicago White Sox.
I know where he is supposed to be right now. He’s supposed to be in Charlotte, preparing to start Thursday,” White Sox GM Ken Williams said ...
Bartolo Colon Is Missing
duelingcouches.blogspot.com 7/8/2009 — "Chicago White Sox pitcher Bartolo Colon is scheduled to make a minor league rehab start for Triple-A Charlotte on Thursday. Problem is, the White Sox don't know where he is. "I know where he is supposed to be right now. He's supposed to be in Charlotte, preparing to start Thursday," White Sox ...
Man Dies in Vat of Chocolate
mybrainsaysrage.blogspot.com 7/9/2009 — His name was Augustus Gloop. The year was 1971. Not sure how this is news now. http://news.aol.com/article/man-dies-in-chocolate/562626
Blogging the Bloggers: Bartolo Colon, Nicole Bobek & Steroids
scoresreport.com 7/8/2009 —
- DEADSPIN wants to know if you’ve seen Bartolo Colon, because the White Sox have no idea where he is.
- SPORTSbyBROOKS fills us in on what 1995 U.S. Figure Skating champion Nicole Bobek has been up to lately and it ain’t pretty. (Hint: It has to do with crystal meth.)
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Where in the World is Bartolo Colon?
outsidetheboxscore.blogspot.com 7/8/2009 — Remember the kid’s show, “Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?” Well, the Chicago White Sox are having their the home game with pitcher Bartolo Colon as the star. Colon who is currently rehabbing with the White Sox’s triple AAA team is supposed to make a start on Thursday. The only problem ...
Bartolo Colon "Found," Still Mourning Michael Jackson [Mlb]
deadspin.com 7/9/2009 — There's no visual evidence of Bartolo Colon 's whereabouts—NASA is working on it—but the White Sox say he will pitch tonight. His " disappearance " was really just an aversion to phones and an inability to cope with MJ's passing. Ozzie ...
White Sox Have No Idea What Happened To Bartolo Colon
umpbump.com 7/8/2009 — You can lose your keys. You can lose your iPod. And you can certainly lose your V-card.
But how do you lose a 250lb former Cy Young winner?
Chicago White Sox pitcher Bartolo Colon is scheduled to make a minor league rehab start for Triple-A Charlotte on Thursday.
Problem is, … [ ...
Sox' Bartolo Colon throws gem for AAA Charlotte
suntimes.com 7/10/2009 — Before Thursday's game, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen was asked if he knew whether pitcher Bartolo Colon was going to show up for his scheduled start at Class AAA Charlotte.
UPDATED: White Sox Have No Idea What Happened To Bartolo Colon
umpbump.com 7/9/2009 — Update below original post.
You can lose your keys. You can lose your iPod. And you can certainly lose your V-card.
But how do you lose a 250lb former Cy Young winner?
Chicago White Sox pitcher Bartolo Colon is scheduled to make a minor league rehab start for Triple-A … [ visit ...
White Sox GM hampered by low attendance —
FOXSports.com News for MLB 7/8/2009
White Sox general manager Ken Williams said Tuesday he may not be able to make a big trade this season because of smaller crowds at U.S. Cellular Field.
Williams also said he is unsure of right-hander Bartolo Colon's location ahead of a planned rehab ...
Bartolo Colon: Have You Seen This Man? —
Bleacher Report - MLB 7/8/2009
The Chicago White Sox have lost starting pitcher and part-time space shuttle Bartolo Colon.
Sources say they saw him at a taco stand in Charlotte where he is supposed to be making a rehab start for the White Sox Triple-A team. ...