PSU Athlete Masturbating in the Library?

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 PSU Athlete Masturbating in the Library?
In college, the library is actually a decent place to meet women - don’t act like you never used Kramer’s line: “What does a guy gotta do around here to get a library card,” knowing full well that you don’t need one. The cute librarian will laugh - because she’s obviously never heard that line - and you might score some digits. According to the Penn State ... [link]

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Published 4/3/2008 by mondesishouse at Mondesishouse.com
... --A Penn State basketball player is in some hot water for alleged library hijinks. Wait, Penn State has a basketball team? --OK! Magazine chronicles Britney Spears magically losing weight by using a picture from five years ago. ...

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