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rightfieldbleachers.com - 1/7/2009

Randall “Sausage Assaulter” Simon in a Brewers’ Uni?

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First of all, how did we miss THIS? And secondly, could it actually be true? The Sausage Assaulter himself will work out for the Brewers? Or already has? Now there’s an interesting hot stove rumor… Simon last played in MLB briefly in 2006 for the Phillies, hitting .238 in 21 at bats. ...

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