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Wayne Rooney
This parenting stuff is already harder than I thought. … Meat. … The kid doesn’t like to play with fireworks nearly as much as I do and he doesn’t even know how to use a toilet. … Meat. … I think he might be broken. Can you fix a broken kid ...
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