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Random musings of footballers before they fall asleep…
Random musings of footballers before they fall asleep…
Fernando Torres Can’t sleep. … Still hear the vuvuzelas. … Ok, maybe counting my freckles will help. … 1, 2, 3 — but some of them overlap, what do I do then? … Think about the adventures of Fernando Gingerbread. … Oh no, I forgot where my ...
Kaka goes back to the well
Kaka goes back to the well
dirtytackle.net — Even for a second rate competition like the Confederations Cup, Kaka still felt the need to reveal... his now classic “I belong to Jesus” undershirt to celebrate the occasion. And in the years since he first showed off that t-shirt after winning the 2007 Champions League final, it ... (more) Kaka goes back to the well
Random musings of footballers before they fall asleep…
Random musings of footballers before they fall asleep…
dirtytackle.net — David Villa It’s so difficult being me. … People don’t understand. … Soul patches are still cool,... right? … Being so good at football that all the big clubs in Europe want you just isn’t fair. They’re pulling me in every direction and making it all ... (more) Random musings of footballers before they fall asleep…
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dirtytackle.net — All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of Dirty Tackle… Kaka either passed his final... medical for Real Madrid or he’s into some really freaky things that I’d like to stop thinking about now. [ Eurosport ] The Spanish national team are helping to ... (more) Links!
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dirtytackle.net 7/23/2009 — Michael Owen Haha two goals in my first two games with United. … Suck on that, haters. … I am going to do so well this season. And I’m going to laugh at those losers still at Newcastle. And I might even make myself a ham sandwich tomorrow just because I’m Michael ...
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dirtytackle.net 8/27/2009 — Michel Platini Ohhh, Barcelona. … I wonder if people would just go with it if I put all the English teams in the same Champions League group? … They did fall for Ovrebo, after all. … I hope Pep Guardiola doesn’t already have plans for this weekend. … There ...
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dirtytackle.net 6/17/2009 — Fabio Cannavaro Coming up here for a little shut-eye might have been a mistake. … Ok, maybe if I just smile my hand will stop feeling like its being crushed by two chainsaws. … Ow, that’s not working at all! This really really hurts and when this thing tears off my hand ...
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Benitez has made me better - TorresFOXSports.com News for FOX SOCCER 7/1/2009
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