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RED AUERBACH WAS A TOTAL PIMP
RED AUERBACH WAS A TOTAL PIMP
Red Auerbach won 16 NBA titles -- a record nine as a coach, and seven more as president of the Celtics.  In a nutshell, he's one of the most legendary, influential, and respected figures the game of basketball has ever known. And he thinks Manu Ginobili is a fucking bitch, too.  High-five, Red.  [ Bullets Forever via friggin' everywhere]
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