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Red Sox invest $180 million earmarked for Teixeira on time machine
The Bottom Line found this 1/13/2009 on bugsandcranks.com
Top Red Sox scientists are working feverishly to have a time machine ready for Spring Training, with a budget of the $180 million the Red Sox saved when Mark Teixeira went to the Yankees. The Sox hope to use their time machine to bring their new pitchers back to the time when other teams wanted ...
