11 year-old potato sack race champion tests positive for PED
serioussportsnewsnetwork.com 10/11/2007 — MIAMI, OK -- A day after his shocking, come-from-behind victory in the Miami (My-am-uh), Oklahoma town carnival potato sack race, "Little" Johnny Stenson was disqualified when his "A" sample tested positive for the performance-enhancer nandrolone decanoate. "I'm ashamed of myself, but I'm ready to take responsibility for my actions," (SATIRE)

Give it up, Reggie
sportsagentblog.com 10/11/2007 — Bush is now in his second season with the New Orleans Saints and is under a contract reportedly worth up to $60 million. New Orleans, picked by many to win the Super Bowl, is one of the NFL’s worst teams, and fantasy footballers everywhere can’t trade Bush fast enough. But Bush’s on-the-field woes pale in comparison to what’s happening to him off of it.

Olly Girls Sports and Flag Football Video
deathrattlesports.com 10/11/2007 — The Olly Girls Weekly NFL picks Video plus video of this girl playing flag football and tearing it up ala Reggie Bush. The Olly Girls do a mean boob bump.

Skins WR Brandon Lloyd Causes a Washington Post Brouhaha
thebiglead.com 10/12/2007 — What has the Washington Post wrought? It has, without question, the best newspaper blog in the business. But is it so good that its own newspaper writers are bashing said blog? The Bog admitted to rooting for the now-benched Redskins WR Brandon ...

I Hate Brett Favre
riggosrag.com 10/14/2007 — Yes, you heard me. I hate Brett Favre. And not because he’s playing the Redskins today. I think he is an ass. I don’t care how many days he’s been heartburn free with Prilosec, and I certainly don’t care to watch his Wagnerian sagas on whether he will retire. The truth is that he is a [...]