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Riley’s Whopper of a Disaster
Riley’s Whopper of a Disaster
This story is tongue and cheek. It talks about how Shaq is obese and compares his eating habits btn LA and Miami. It does have some orginal solutions on how to solve the pitiful Miami Heat's problems. The author is original that is for sure. The rips on Shaq are priceless and the need to improve the team quickly for Wade is made.
7 Comments
  • barksnba barksnba
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    this is hysterical! Being from LA I get the In and Out comparison. Shaq should be ashamed!!!!!
    Posted 1/12/2008 respond (flag)
  • bestnba bestnba
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    I can't believe this author went to the trouble to find the calories of the in and out burger and the whopper. He is nuts!! Though, he makes some compelling elements w. regards to the pathetic Miami Heat!!!
    Posted 1/12/2008 respond (flag)
  • paulsnba paulsnba
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    dude the best part was the celebrity fit club reference....ya gotta read till the end to catch it!!!!
    Posted 1/12/2008 respond (flag)
  • nbarulz nbarulz
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    I want to know if this author has hit the crack pipe. There is no way that the Sixers are going to let Iggy go! But that being said, I'll go along w. the Burger King Boycott!!
    Posted 1/12/2008 respond (flag)
  • teamnba teamnba
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    Fox just put out an article on Shaq. Basically saying the same thing. He should hang it up. I don't believe he can lose the wt and produce at 35 and 330lbs.
    Posted 1/12/2008 respond (flag)
  • nbarocks nbarocks
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    Riley is a has been....same for Shaq.......the heat make the bobcats look good.
    Posted 1/12/2008 respond (flag)
  • rxbiatch rxbiatch
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    I enjoyed both the the in/out burger and the whopper.  Neither can hold a candle a FATBURGER smothered in chili.  If that was Shaq's favorite burger joint in LA, they might have never won a championship. 

    On a basketball note, I think the sixers might have little choice but to let Iggy go.  At this point, he might be willing to play for a couple mil less per year to be with a winner.  I can tell the dude is fet up with losing....earlier this year he made a reference to how his teammates were out of position in the offense.  

    Posted 1/12/2008 respond (flag)
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