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Riots erupt at ESPN offices after someone inadvertently comments–"Someday Terrell Owens will retire."

bluemonkeydiscoparty posted 6/1/2009 from splog.nationallampoon.com

Pandemonium erupted this morning at the usually tranquil ESPN offices in Bristol, Connecticut, when an associate producer for ESPN's flagship "Sports Center" made a casual remark at the show's morning meeting that at some point "Terrell Owens was going to retire."