Ron Artest is Terrified of Giant Snake Eggs

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 Ron Artest is Terrified of Giant Snake Eggs
"Mr. Artest’s personal assistant, who grew up with him in the projects but is paid by Mr. Artest’s management company, fields late-night requests for organic cookies, is developing Mr. Artest’s line of athletic wear and was asked recently to remove what Mr. Artest thought were giant snake eggs in his backyard. They turned out to be mushrooms." [link]

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  • fastbreakblog fastbreakblog
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    I am terrified of Ron Artest coming to my favorite team and destroying team chemistry.
    Posted 4/14/2008 [reply] [flag]
  • ethanator1088 ethanator1088
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    That was a good one FBG
    Posted 4/14/2008 [reply] [flag]
  • And One And One
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    What's up with the organic cookies?  Are they made from giant snake eggs?
    Posted 4/14/2008 [reply] [flag]
  • MrThell MrThell
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    Does this top the Circuit City stuff? From his wiki entry:

     "In spite of his abilities, Artest has been the subject of much controversy. During his rookie season with the Chicago Bulls, he was subject to criticism for applying for a job at Circuit City, just to get an employee discount."

    Posted 4/15/2008 [reply] [flag]

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NESW Sports Headlines 4/13/2008
Published 4/14/2008 by ethanator1088 at NESW Sports, The Best Sports News
... With early detection there is a higher chance to catch it and help. Dave was inspired by the story on Maury Browns Biz of Sports blog, he gives tips and has the link to give donations. NBA Danny Granger gets some good press from Give Me the Rock Carolyn Hastings brings us Mysteries of the Q Empty The Bench explains to us the Ron Artest is scared o Giant Snake Eggs. Kobe Bryant has an amazing ...

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Published 4/15/2008 by Patrick at Give Me The Rock
... Ridiculous Ron Artest story of the Day (via Empty the Bench): Mr. Artest’s personal assistant … fields late-night requests for organic cookies, is developing Mr. Artest’s line of athletic wear and was asked recently to remove what Mr. Artest thought were giant snake eggs in his backyard. They turned out to be mushrooms. ...

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