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Roy Williams is a cheap date
Roy Williams is a cheap date
I am cheap, I’m a cheap date. Get you some McDonalds, with some cheese on it and I’m just really cheap, man. I might just take her to the casino and get her a free buffet.
3 Comments
  • ygbfkm ygbfkm
    +3

    Roy Williams is so cheap, he keeps a tip jar on the sidelines. 

    -Dane Cook

    Posted 9/27/2007 respond (flag)
  • Redsauce Redsauce
    +2

    "You do tip the pizza guy? There’s no such thing as a tip. But I am really polite and I say ‘Thank you sir.’ … The pizza man knows, when he comes to my address, he’s coming for free."

    Awesome. 

    Posted 9/28/2007 respond (flag)
  • chone chone
    +8
    You know he's giving bad directions to get the "30 minutes or it's free" deal.
    Posted 9/28/2007 respond (flag)
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