thewizardofodds.blogspot.com - 5/16/2008
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An embarrassing incident for Purdue safety Torri Williams, who was arrested Wednesday and charged with theft in connection to a shoplifting incident at a Lafayette grocery store. His alleged crime? Stealing condoms from a Pay Less Super Market on May 7. Williams, a senior, is due in court June 9 to answer to the misdemeanor charge. In the meantime, he has been suspended by Boilermaker coach ...
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Wait, Stealing Condoms Is A Crime? [Keeping Safe At Safety]
Deadspin —
... We remember when a friend of ours, in high school, gave us advice, handed down to him by his grandfather, on how to buy condoms. "The trick," he said, "is not to try to slip them in with other purchases, or anything like that. Sorry, man: You just have to steal them." We didn't take that tactic, but we understood it. And so does Purdue safety Torii Williams. ...
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Foul Balls —
... ] Given the valuable lesson we've learned today about Lance Briggs and baby mamas, shouldn't this Purdue player get an award instead of a court date? [ The Wizard of Odds ] Jim Edmonds isn't the first Cards/Cubs crossover. Here are the top seven. Bite me, Ernie Broglio. [ ...
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Purdue Football Player Can’t Afford Condoms
bustedcoverage.com 5/16/2008 —
We know times are tough out there for college students. Gas prices are insane. LCDs are out of the question unless you play basketball at USC. And now, even condoms, seem to be too expensive.
Just ask Purdue safety Torri Williams who is ...
Purdue Safety Arrested for Improper Support of Prophylactic Industry —
FanHouse
The life of a Division I student-athlete is, to be sure, difficult. They must balance a schedule that includes class, homework, practice, and if Purdue safety Torri Williams is any indication, MINDBLOWING UNHOLY AMOUNTS OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.
Williams was arrested Wednesday after allegedly stealing condoms from a local grocery store , which leads us to believe that the combined strain of ...
Condom Stealing 101 —
F Juice.com
Torri S. Williams is a 21year-old kid who plays Big 10 football at Purdue . As a college football player, getting chicks in the sack is supposed to be easy- it goes with the territory. It also goes with the territory of all college students to wear protection, and we don’t mean a helmet and padded headboard.
Torri knows this, that’s why he decided to hit up Pay Less ...
Further proof that Purdue doesn't pay its athletes —
Boiled Sports
Torri Williams was a good football player...and was set to be a starter for yet another season in West Lafayette. Torri had a big night ahead of him and couldn't afford protection , so he tried to get the product out of the store without paying...If the dude doesn't have enough money for this item, it's clear Purdue does not give its afletes the USC treatment. This is a very good thing...the ...
A Sad Ending to a Pain-Filled Career —
Boiled Sports
Torri Williams has been courageous in the way he has battled injuries and adversity during the last four years. Multiple catastrophic injuries that have ended the careers of other athletes were merely speedbumps for Williams. The talented Texan that has seen much less playing time than he might have, had circumstance been different, has probably played his last snap for the gold and black. ...
