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bustedcoverage.com - 2/4/2009

Santa Barbara City College Softball Player Catches Masturbator Jerking It In Stadium Parking Lot

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Accessories to the crime. Hey, jerkoff, why not get a room for you and the sausage? Imagine the surprise of a Santa Barbara City College softball player as she was retrieving books from her vehicle only to be in shock and awe as some dude was manhandling his meat in his car. And ...

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sportsbybrooks.com - 2/4/2009

Softball Player Finds Man “Slap Hitting” Self In Car

— sportsbybrooks.com — Apparently, if you are in Santa Barbara and you want to masturbate in public, Santa Barbara City... College is the place to do it. THE CHANNELS ONLINE says that a middle-aged man named Harold Hall was arrested at the parking lot of the campus’ La ... (more) Softball Player Finds Man “Slap Hitting” Self In Car

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withleather.uproxx.com - 2/5/2009

PARKING LOT MASTURBATOR ARRESTED

— withleather.uproxx.com — A man was arrested for indecent exposure (is there another kind?) in a Santa Barbara City College... parking lot after a softball player saw him masturbating in his car with his shorts down. This should be good. Paper towels, moisturizer and a ... (more) PARKING LOT MASTURBATOR ARRESTED

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PARKING LOT MASTURBATOR ARRESTED
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop — ... first time doing anything like this. He also told Fricke that he couldn’t do it at home because he has roommates, according to the report. His first time masturbating?  Or his first time masturbating in public?  No, he probably meant it was his first time masturbating in that specific parking spot.  At that time of day.  With that particular brand of lotion.  “Officer, this isn’t like me!  I usually use ‘Black Tail’!” [Busted Coverage / Deadspin] ...

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The Big Lead — ... (World Star Hip Hop via PFT) The former Jet, his Super Bowl ring, and a rehab facility. (Star Ledger) Yes, Connecticut’s Jake Voskuhl is still in the NBA. (The Good Point) “Paper towels, moisturizer and a “Barely Legal” pornography magazine were three pieces of the incriminating evidence police used to arrest a man for masturbating in a City College parking lot.” (Santa Barbara City College via Busted Coverage)