Sarge said what ?! A lap dance? From a "plumper" Valerie Simpson?

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Sarge said what ?! A lap dance? From a "plumper" Valerie Simpson? Links2
Sarge said what ?! A lap dance? From a "plumper" Valerie Simpson?
Philsville Philsville posted 5/12/2008 from blogs.phillyburbs.com [flag]
In case you were wondering what Sarge Matthews did with his off day on Saturday since the Phillies game wasn't televised, well, let him tell you. [link]

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Ashford and Plumper
Published 5/12/2008 by noreply@blogger.com (Fat Willard) at Hugging Harold Reynolds
Oh Sarge....Sarge, Sarge, Sarge..... Please don't refer to a woman, especially a semi-famous woman with a fanbase, as 'plump.' And on television no less. Check out what Sarge Matthews does on his day off...compliments of our friend Pat over at Phils-ville. ...

Sarge Matthews Should Have Just Stopped While He Was Ahead
Published 5/12/2008 by Awful Announcing- (noreply@blogger.com) at Awful Announcing
There's nothing better than someone who has already done/said something relatively shocking, and then taking it to the next level. Most of the time people do it with bad jokes, but it's especially fun when people take a potentially ridiculous story and make it even worse. With that said I give you Gary "Sarge" Matthews talking lap dances and "large" women. From Philly Burbs via HHR... I'm pretty sure calling someone a "plumper" never goes over well with the viewing ...

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