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Sarge said what??!!
Sarge said what??!!
Here's what Sarge had to say after Shane Victorino took Jason Motte deep on a first-pitch fastball, just after J-Roll's grand slam: "Boy, trying to sneak a first-pitch fastball by Shane right there is like trying to sneak a PORK CHOP past a hungry LION!"
Sarge said what??!!
Audio:  Sarge Mathews on Jerking off the Ball
Audio: Sarge Mathews on Jerking off the Ball
huggingharoldreynolds.blogspot.com — Phils announcer: "If it comes, it comes." (more) Audio: Sarge Mathews on Jerking off the Ball
Rollins & Victorino locker room humor
Rollins & Victorino locker room humor
weretheteamtobeat.com — Fire up the postgame quote machine : Jimmy Rollins was hidden behind a throng of reporters and... cameras when Shane Victorino entered the clubhouse. "Can you stand up and talk? I can’t see you," said Victorino, only an inch taller than the 5-foot-8 Rollins. …  ... (more) Rollins & Victorino locker room humor
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