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SHAKEY: TIME ARBITER Featuring Plaxico Burress
SHAKEY: TIME ARBITER Featuring Plaxico Burress
If you don’t already know, economic times are hard and I’m crashing at the home of one Business_Socks. Though I’m supposedly ‘babysitting’ his children, they usually lock me in the attic and go for day-long joyrides on the family tractor after threatening to remove ...
Guards keep cons away from Burress
Guards keep cons away from Burress
nypost.com — With a team of prison guards blocking for him, Plaxico Burress doesn't have to worry about any... unnecessary roughness during his stay at Oneida Correctional Facility. The guards at the upstate Rome prison keep Burress under protective custody -- me... (more) Guards keep cons away from Burress
Plaxico Denied A Microwave
Plaxico Denied A Microwave
kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com — Plaxico Burress had a couple of visitors over the weekend, unfortunately they brought along some contraband that... didn’t make it back to his cell. Burress’ visibly pregnant wife, Tiffany, and their 3-year-old son, Elijah, visited him ... (more) Plaxico Denied A Microwave
Plaxico moved to upstate prison
nypost.com — Ex-Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress has a new home -- at least for the next 20 months.... The disgraced Super Bowl hero was transferred yesterday to the Oneida Correctional Facility in upstate Rome, where he's expected to serve most of his senten... (more) Plaxico moved to upstate prison
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