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Ryne Nelson I'm looking for Weezy's remix today. -
FreeDarko Hey, I've got a sweet idea: Let's rename the internet "Shaq Attacks Kobe." -
FreeDarko And also, a big thumbs up to all the HAHAQUEERS this is inspiring. -
slammingqueenbee Shaq did get a ring without Kobe, let's see if Kobe can get a ring without Shaq. Kobe, started the whole feud when he put Shaq's name in his mouth when, Kobe was caught cheating on his wife. "Talking about Shaq's does it to".
Shaq Attacks Kobe… again.
The Lakers Nation —
... TMZ: Shaquille O’Neal took the mic at a NYC club last night, unleashing a freestyle verbal assault directed at his arch-enemy Kobe Bryant — blaming his former teammate for ruining his marriage and imploring him to “Tell me how my ass tastes.” ...
THE AFTER PARTY
Epic Carnival —
... Play in CA) 2008-09 College Football Bowl schedule. (MoonDog Sports) The 2008 Jeff Conine All-Stars. (The Money Shot) My field trip to the Pirates' All You Can Eat Section. (Mondesi's House) Will Holliday and Sabathia be dealt? (I'm Writing Sports) The WNBA outrage. (Five Tool Tool) Iron Ref Round 2: Fired Up! (Hugging Harold Reynolds) Fantasy wrestling? (WWE) Shaq attacks Kobe: You ruined my marriage! (TMZ) Kim Couture has a TREMENDOUS pain threshold. (on 205th magazine) Bob Ryan ...
Shaquille O'Neal Won't Mince Words About Kobe Bryant [Shaq Vs. Kobe]
Deadspin —
... Gossip scoundrels TMZ have released probably one of the most entertaining videos you'll ever see in your whole entire life, as Miami Heat center Shaquille O'Neal revisits his Shaq-Fu roots and burns Kobe Bryant with an impromptu free-style at a New York City club. ...
Shaq Rips Kobe In Freestyle Rap
RealClearSports - Blog —
The Shaq-Kobe feud continues!
From TMZ comes a fantastic video of Shaq on the mike in a NYC club last night.
Kobe lines include:
"You know how I be, last week Kobe couldn't do without me"
"Kobe, n****, tell me how my ass tastes"
"I'm a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that's why I'm getting divorced. He said, Shaq gave a mil, I don't do that because my name's Shaquille. I love 'em, I don't leave 'em; I got a vasectomy, now I can't breed 'em."
Followed by repeating, of "You can't do without me, Kobe, ...
Shaq Uses Freestyle Rap to Rip Kobe for Losing in the Finals
FanHouse —
... feud was over, and all fences had been mended, right? Well, during a freestyle rap session at a New York club (via TMZ), Shaq ripped right through those fences, repeatedly taunting Kobe for not being able to win a championship without him, and even (at about the 1:15 mark) going so far as to blame Kobe for his ...
Kobe, Please Tell Shaq How His A** Tastes
AwfulAnnouncing —
I'm absolutely speechless after this TMZ clip of Shaq performing a song directed at Kobe Bryant at a New York Club. Just sit back and enjoy.... ...
Shaq:”Kobe tell me how my a$$ tastes”
Fanster.com —
... “That’s like Kareem saying to himself he better than me” and Shaq calling Kobe out saying “I’m a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced.”
This could easily be Shaq’s greatest rap. If we were his agent we’d be getting him in the studio right now and record it. At least Suns fans can retire the beat LA chant next time the Lakers come to town.
Watch the video here.
[Hat Tip: TMZ.com] ...
Shaq’s freestyle: “Kobe tell me how my ass tastes”
Hail Mary Jane —
Here we go!!! And you thought that the disputes between Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O’neal were over. You thought that they were mature adults… What were you thinking???
Anyway, the dispute just got a whole lot funnier with this new video uncovered by those cats over at TMZ.
The video features the Big Diesel taking a mic at a New York club and spittin a freestyle aimed directly at Kobe. In it he blames Kobe for ruining his marriage by ratting him out and he gets on Kobe about losing the Championship stating numerous times that Kobe ...
Shaq’s Raps: “Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes”
The Sports Culture —
... does,” Kobe said. “Shaq would pay his women not to say anything.”
We thought Lil Wayne’s Lollipop remix to Banner No. 17 was good, but straight up Shaq Deisel brought it like none other. It’s just classic.
Wait… that was far from just spitting rhymes… he had the fucking chorus — err, rather, the whole nightclub — saying “Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!” by the end of the video clip, courtesy TMZ.com.
It’s good to see the Big Man having fun and making everyone but Kobe ...
NBA after the finals?
Sharapova's Thigh —
I think we all know who the more dominating force was when asked whether it was Kobe or Shaq. One has one titles without the other, one has raped women without the other. So when asked about Shaq vs Kobe, I only had this to say... Bug vs Windshield, ReRedux... It's Shaq's freestyle rap taking shots at Kobe with lyrics such as "Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!".
Shaq Calls Out Kobe Through the Wonder of Song
SPORTSbyBROOKS —
After all these years apart, Shaq’s still seems to be mad at Kobe . And what the best way to get revenge on someone who’s done you wrong? By unleashing your anger through the power of song . ...
Shaq Takes Shots At Kobe
BallerBlogger.com —
I guess some rivalries (feuds) never die. Via TMZ : Shaquille O’Neal took the mic at a NYC club last night, unleashing a freestyle verbal assault directed at his arch-enemy Kobe Bryant — blaming his former teammate for ruining his marriage and imploring him to “Tell me how my ass tastes.” [ ...
Shaquille O'Neal Disses Kobe Bryant In Freestyle Rap
FanIQ Blog —
... refers to the infamous Kobe rape case when Bryant told police he "should have done what Shaq does ... Shaq would pay his women not to say anything."
I'm not sure, but I think they can still patch things up, don't you?
By the way, don't miss my favorite line late in the rap, where Shaq implores Kobe to "Tell me how my ass tastes." Now that's a lyrical gem right there.
Shaq Attacks Kobe: You Ruined My Marriage! [TMZ]
Shaq Takes Shots At Kobe (Video)
Hoffman's blog listings. —
Via TMZ:
Shaquille O'Neal took the mic at a NYC club last night, unleashing a
freestyle verbal assault directed at his arch-enemy Kobe Bryant --
blaming his former teammate for ruining his marriage and imploring him
to "Tell me how my ass tastes." [Read]
Via AOL Fanhouse:
This video contains foul language. As a Lakers fan, I can't wait until LA plays Phoenix next year. I'm
also happy that Shaquille O'Neal is finally being exposed as the
classless individual he ...
So, Uh, Shaq vs. Kobe. Again?
SLAM Online —
... Mutoni
After the famous hug and Bill Russell-led reconcilliation, you thought it was over, too, didn’t you? We all thought the simmering feud between Shaquille O’Neal and Kobe Bryant had finally come to an end, and we (and mostly, the TV networks) could all move on with our lives.
Oh, how young and foolish we all were. Shaq and Kobe still hate each other; or I should qualify: Shaq still very much hates Kobe Bean Bryant.
And Shaq being Shaq, expresses his distaste for his former teammate in song. Why, of course he does! ...
Shaquille O’Neal’s Kobe Bryant Diss Video
You Been Blinded - Now in Dazzling HD —
... along well is when one of them makes a diss track about the other.
Shaquille O’Neal and Kobe Bryant didn’t get along in Los Angeles for a number of reasons, but the straw that broke the Diesel’s back stemmed from Bryant’s 2003 arrest. Kobe made some comments to the police regarding Shaq’s handling of women on the side and of course those statements were leaked. It only took five years for Shaq to respond and I’m glad he did.
From TMZ.com:
After spending several verses shredding Kobe apart for ...
Shaquille O’ Neal Still Keeping It Classy
Empty the Bench —
... O’Neal, whose game has been in steady decline for the past half decade and who saw his Phoenix Suns eliminated in the first round of the 2008 NBA playoffs, has proven yet again what a classy ambassador for the Association he truly is by getting onstage at an NYC club Sunday night and freestyling childish rhymes about Kobe Bryant: ...
So Kobe, Tell Us, How Does Shaq’s Ass Taste?
The Big Lead —
... Full credit to The Big Deal for pulling this video from TMZ. You guys have asked repeatedly why we love Shaq, and this simply incredible video is further proof as why he’s the greatest entertainer in the NBA, and why his retirement will make us very sad. (And yes, we saw his comments to ...
Shaq Is One Vindictive Baby
Larry Brown Sports —
... I suppose this is where I’m supposed to laugh along with everybody else at how funny Shaq’s rap video making fun of Kobe was. Or I can settle for seeing through Shaq whose four rings and $20+ million salary per season isn’t enough. Instead, he has to celebrate over the failure of others to feel good about himself. I can’t believe this guy. By now you’ve probably heard about his rap video that blames Kobe for ruining Shaq’s marriage, and that Kobe couldn’t win without Shaq. Here it is so you can enjoy ...
Shaq may forgive, but he never forgets
Basketbawful —
... Shaq was freestyle rapping at a New York city club when he dropped some classic Hack-A-Mamba lines, including "Kobe couldn't do without me," "I'm a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that's why I'm getting divorced," and the soon-to-be-really-famous "Kobe...tell me how my ass tastes" And for your viewing pleasure, here's the video (originally posted on the TMZ Web site): ...
MW: Tell Me How My A$$ Tastes
Brahsome - Care To Get Nice? —
... The return of Shaq-fu? Hopefully not, but Shaq did take the mic at a New York club on Sunday night and freestyled for the crowd. TMZ scored an exclusive video as Shaq rhymed about how Kobe ruined his marriage and couldn’t win without him. The hook directed Kobe to “tell me how my a$$ tastes.” It actually might be the best musical performance of Shaq’s career. After the video leaked Shaq issed a statement claiming the freestyle was “done in fun” and not “serious whatsoever.” Kobe, who released a rap album in 2000, has yet to ...
We All Pay The Price When Shaq Freestyles
Insomniac's Lounge —
By now, you've likely seen the video of Shaq reminding the world that he drops rhymes like he hits free throws. It really isn't that big of a deal, since Shaq has already backpedaled from his vicious assault- not on Kobe, but rather on those with ears. But like after watching any car wreck, the only way I can try to erase it from my memory is to try to talk it out. So please bear with me while I sort out my thoughts: ...
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH TRACI BINGHAM
The World of Isaac —
Can you somebody please inform Shaq that he needs to grow the hell up? I love how he said, "I was just joking". I don't think I've ever hated anybody enough to publicly tell them, "Show me how my ass tastes" Honoring the Sports Bra {Epic Carnival} Shaq attacks Kobe in his rap...MUST SEE {TMZ} Teacher sleeps with High School Baseball Team {SbB} Rob Neyer is dead to me {Red Sox Shorts} Classic 80s Sports Toys {Deuce of Davenport} If the Afternoon Delight Girl isn't enough, ...
Tuesdays Suck
WCBias | West Coast Bias Sports Blog | West Coast Sports News by West Coast Sports Fans, Covering Los Angeles Lakers, Dodgers and All Things West Coast —
... , Game Two is this afternoon on ESPN. Tell me you didn’t drive to work today with “ Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes ” in your head. Amazing that ...
Pretending To Be A Rapper Costs Shaq The Chance To Pretend To Be A Cop
Tirico Suave —
... The Sports Hernia The Sports Muffin The Sports Point The Ugly Baseball Card Blog The World Of Isaac True Hoop Undrafted Free Agent We Are The Postmen With Leather Yardbarker You Been Blinded Zubaz Pants Sports 2008 NBA Mock Draft Stoned and Inspired Pretending To Be A Rapper Costs Shaq The Chance To Pretend To Be A Cop June 24th, 2008 1 Comment Shaq stripped of his badge Shaq’s anti-Kobe freestyle has caused his boss on the force to take away his special ...
Does Shaq Have First Amendment Claim Against Phoenix Sheriff Who Took Away His Badge Over Kobe-Rap?
Sports Law Blog —
... The Sheriff was not pleased, however, with Shaq's recent "freestyle" Kobe-dis, which aired yesterday on the web site TMZ (warning: mildly unsafe for work). In the profanity-laden performance, Shaq uses a racial epithet, accuses Kobe of ruining his marriage and opines that Kobe could not win a championship without him. ...
Shaq rap flap is out of control
Fanster.com —
... [Hat Tip: TMZ.com]
Since TMZ.com posted the video on their site, all hell has broken loose. ESPN talking heads are interviewing each other about it, XTRA Sports 910 morning show host Dan Bickley pontificated about how tasteless Shaq’s rhymes were. In his online blog at AZ Central.com, Bickley even went as far as to accuse Shaq of writing and premeditating the whole lyrical attack.
Today, Sheriff Joe Arpaio has responded by revoking O’Neal’s special deputy badges issued from Maricopa County. Arpaio told the Associated ...
WHAT'S WORSE THAN THROWING A NO-HITTER AND LOSING?
The World of Isaac —
Is there a worse feeling in sports than throwing a no-hitter and somehow, losing the game.... hmmm? How about..... Hurting yourself fluffing a pillow and having to admit it Not nearly as bad as... Having a fat, has-been basketball player rip on you in a freestyle rap that ends up being the biggest news story of the week Or..... Fighting your boss and losing your job in a matter of days But still not as bad as... Being a ...
Tell Me How My Sass Tastes: Woman Gets Restraining Order Against Shaq For "Stalking" [NBA]
Deadspin —
... Just as things started looking up for Shaquille O'Neal (a rejuvenation of his NBA career in Phoenix, a rejuvenation of his rap career, ...
What if ... What if ... What if Shaq & Kobe stuck together
WCBias | West Coast Bias Sports Blog | West Coast Sports News by West Coast Sports Fans, Covering Los Angeles Lakers, Dodgers and All Things West Coast —
Great question posed on the Dan Patrick show today: Are Shaq and Kobe remembered for what they did together (three titles with the L.A. Lakers) or what they didn’t do together (nine titles?)? Reminds me of Billy Hoyle and Sidney Deane in White Men Can't Jump. Those dudes coulda won so much more dough. Then again, had Shaq and Kobe stayed together we wouldn’t have had this or this. The saga continues tonight in Phoenix at 7:30. Yo RK, tell me how my ass taste! One more question: ...
Top 25 Phoenix Sports Stories of 2008 - #8 - “Kobe, tell me how my a$$ tastes”
Fanster.com —
... The best part of the story was the aftermath, when on the local sports radio stations, we got to hear 35 to 40-year old white men use the rationale “that’s what freestyling is all about”. Huh?
Of course, it was followed by Shaq’s intense “I don’t hate Kobe” campaign. Shaq, it’s ok to hate Kobe…everyone else in Phoenix does.
Links from around the web about Shaq’s freestyle jab at Kobe…
Shaq attacks Kobe : You ruined my marriage! [TMZ.com]
Shaquille O’Neal won’t mince ...
The 5 Worst Moments in Kobe Bryant's Life
RedsArmy.com - The Voice Of Celtics Fans —
... Shaq rips into Kobe while free-styling at a NYC club last summer. He calls him out for losing in the playoffs (more on that later) and for ratting on him about cheating on his wife. Thanks to the web, the rap makes its way around the world in days. Kobe pretends it doesn't bother him. ...
