Shaq may forgive, but he never forgets
Basketbawful —
Ah, that crazy Shaq. On Sunday night, the Big Geritol shoveled a huge scoop of dirt on the Lakers' playoff grave by taking a few not-even-remotely subtle shots at his favorite dart board: Kobe Bryant. Shaq was freestyle rapping at a New York city club when he dropped some classic Hack-A-Mamba lines, including "Kobe couldn't do without me," "I'm a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that's why I'm getting divorced," and the soon-to-be-really-famous "Kobe...tell me how my ass tastes" And for your viewing pleasure, here's the video (originally posted on the TMZ Web site): Typically, ...
Shaq "relieved" of law enforcement duties
Football Crack —
... on swearing and dissing millionaire athletes. Call me crazy, but I think there are things at play here that are going on behind the scenes. I would definitely bet a sum of money that this guy somehow has connections to Lakers fandom. It’s the obvious conclusion. In case you haven’t seen the video, or more specifically, the hilarious diss Shaq laid on his arch-nemesis and Michael Jordan wannabe Kobe Bryant, here it is. Don’t say I never did anything for you. Original story from zeh Y! Sports .
The Morning Tailgate
STLSportsMag —
Even though I’m a Cardinals fan and I dedicate an inordinately large amount of my time to following them, I don’t vote for the Cardinals to make the All Star Game. I don’t vote when I’m at the Stadium, I don’t vote online, I don’t vote at all. It has more to do with apathy towards the process than anything - that and the fact that I could never poke out those little holes unless I happened to be carrying a pen or mini-screwdriver with me at the time, which was unlikely.
According to his comments to the Post today, Tony LaRussa doesn’t appreciate that. The Skipper got to complaining a little to Rick ...
When Kobe Gets Dissed, Sheriffs Get P*ssed. Yo.
EveryJoe » Sports Rumors —
Ok, so we don’t do freestyle rap and our use of the plural is erroneous because we’re only talking about one sheriff, but still.
Sometimes we write the jokes to amuse ourselves, people. You know how it is.
Anyhoo, Shaquille O’Neal’s pick-on-Kobe-Bryant rap earned him so many demerits with Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa Country in Arizona that the Phoenix Suns star has two turn in his two badges. (Kudos to reader Pat for sharing the story).
Shaq will be a special deputy and colonel of the Sheriff’s posse no ...
Shaq: Still married
Basketbawful —
All the women who were hoping to get a piece of The Big Bachelor should calm down now: Shaq and his wife Shaunie are calling off their divorce. Said the still-Mrs. Shaq: "Neither one of us could probably answer why we were getting one in the first place. Things have been going so great, that someone actually had to remind us that 'Hey, you do remember those papers are still there.' Literally, it was days ago. So, we've agreed that before we leave Florida in a few days we'll make sure that that's gone away." Neither one of them could answer why they were getting divorced? Really?! I seem to remember that, less ...
