I think we all know who the more dominating force was when asked whether it was Kobe or Shaq. One has one titles without the other, one has raped women without the other. So when asked about Shaq vs Kobe, I only had this to say... Bug vs Windshield, ReRedux... It's Shaq's freestyle rap taking shots at Kobe with lyrics such as "Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!".

Oh, heck, I might as well be the last blog in North America to post Shaq's rap from Sunday night. The naughty words are beeped out, but parental guidance suggested anyway.

Shaq's at it again. The "free-stylin' MC" just crossed the line. You've heard the story by now. Suddenly it's just a joke and Shaq's a comedian. The only joke is you trying to earn 40 mil over the next two years! To think I was happy for you when Miami won. Dr. Buss went as far as to say that when the time is right, your number will hang next to Jerry's and Kareem's. You don't deserve it.

We've blogged before about Shaq's amusing part-time role as a volunteer reserve sheriff (see my post here and Mike's post here ). After moving from Miami to Phoenix as part of the " worst trade ever ", Deputy Diesel resumed his part-time law enforcement career with the Maricopa County Sheriff. The Sheriff was not pleased, however, with Shaq's recent "freestyle" Kobe-dis, which aired ...

More on Shaq's new musical opus. John Krolik of SportsHubLA.com sees this performance as just another example of how the world of Kobe Bryant is just destined to remain polarizing. CBSsports.com's Mike Freeman sees the rap itself as fair (if kinda weak) game, but takes serious issue with Shaq's choice of language while dissing. In the meantime... SI takes a look at all 30 teams and what their ...

I got a great comment from Space at Me and Sports on my recent post about Shaq's rap. Here it is: Ahh... Alex it was just a freestyle. I assume you understand that freestyles are freestykes and nothing to be taken seriously. Everyone knows that Shaq has never been one of those arrogant players that feels he is above that game, but we do know that Shaq loves to have fun and poke fun of people. ...

If you have no idea what this is about, please, please please please watch this video. This could be the greatest rap battle of the 21st century... and who knows, maybe Luke Walton will accidentally get shot.

Um, I'm betting that Shaq's ass taste likes ass. And yes, this is a legal requirement to be on every sports blog on the Internet today, but I have a simple rule. When an NBA MVP and dominant offensive force issues a battle rap in which he talks about his vasectomy, it goes on the blog. Period. http://fivetooltool.blogspot.com - The Sports Blog That Loves You Back!

By now, you should have seen Shaq 's "freestyle" blast on Kobe . And you want to talk about a breathalyzer for Cedric Benson's car, how about one for Shaq's microphone? Thankfully George Carlin was not alive to hear that. That was slightly amusing, but only because it's fun to think of a club full of people asking Kobe how Shaq's bum tastes. Unfortunately for us, this will probably be as far ...