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Shaq would use a time machine to clone himself, naturally
This month's issue of Men's Journal has an interview with Shaquille O'Neal, and as tends to be the case with most things featuring The Big Twitter, it's ridiculously funny. This particular quote, via Fanster, had me in tears while I searched the BDL archives for the Photoshop above ...
Shaq would use a time machine to clone himself, naturally
Every Shaq on ESPN NBA RV Commercial
Every Shaq on ESPN NBA RV Commercial
video.aol.com — Everyone always talks about the Scrabble commercial but I like the rest of them as well. I felt obligated, knowing that the rest of the vids were hidden gems, to combine them into a Shaq Laughapalooza. ENJOY! (more) Every Shaq on ESPN NBA RV Commercial
The Case for Shaq as an All-Star
The Case for Shaq as an All-Star
phoenix.fanster.com — Shaq needs to be an All-Star. (more) The Case for Shaq as an All-Star
Shaq Posterizes David Robinson, 1996 All Star Game (video)
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Shaq Posterizes David Robinson, 1996 All Star Game (video)
youtube.com — I think this is the worst facial EVER. He had both of his arms in the way of the Shaq, and Shaq destroyed him, and the Admiral was a big man. (more) Shaq Posterizes David Robinson, 1996 All Star Game (video)
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Hip 2 Da Game — ... A: Go to the cloning era, clone myself 20 times, and put myself in America as 20 different people. One Shaq would be a banker. One Shaq would be a sheriff. One Shaq would be a race car driver. One Shaq would be a prince. One Shaq would be Spanish. We'd all be here at the same time, and every once in a while I'd meet myself. (Ball Don't Lie, via Men's Journal) ...

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