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Shutdown Corner celebrates Shark Week
In case you weren't aware -- and if you weren't, I don't know why you're refusing to take part in the best things in life -- we're in the middle of Shark Week. Well, The Corner is not going to stand idly by while everyone else nibbles at the delicious chum. As Shutdown Corner's contribution, here's a list of 4 NFL'ers who might survive a shark attack.
Shutdown Corner celebrates Shark Week
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  • Erin Erin
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    Genius. I always suspected sharks talked in all caps.
    Posted 7/29/2008 respond (flag)
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