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Bengals Taking Action to Prevent Poop on Fans
Published 9/28/2007 by dwagner at Riggo's Rag | A Blog For Washington Redskins Fans
... This from Sports Illustrated: Paul Brown Stadium officials want permission to shoot down pigeons that are pooping on Bengals fans heads and in their food and beer during games. I know the Bengals must be frustrated but calling your defense a bunch of pigeons and asking to shoot them definitely won t help. And if you shoot them, won t you just have to get more? I m pretty sure NFL rules make you field a defense. The article goes on to say that Brown was considering hiring Michael Vick as a consultant for the Bengals.  Word is that Bengals players are now avoiding any electrical appliances or any standing water deeper than 2 inches. -DW

AND YOU THOUGHT THE BENGALS DEFENSE WAS CRAP
Published 9/28/2007 by Davey at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
... and other places already, but it's just too good to pass up. I have the sense of humor of a 12-year old and seeing that "bird diarrhea" is one of my favorite things, this headline just made my weekend. ...

Eliminating the pigeons
Published 9/29/2007 by Joseph P. at River Avenue Blues
... I’ve always wished we could do something to abolish pigeons. After all, what freakin’ purpose do they serve other than playthings for old, smelly ladies in the park? The Cincinnati Bengals have a solution: gun them down. Yes, the team is seeking permission to eliminate pigeons with pellet guns. This brings two things to mind: ...

The News
Published 10/3/2007 by mondesishouse at Mondesishouse.com
... --Other NFL teams crap on the Bengals, and now pigeons are crapping on their fans. ...