Slide Over, Koufax: So Does Alex Rodriguez Now Qualify As a Jewish Baseball Player?

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Is A-Rod the greatest Jewish baseball player ever? So one quite awesome detail about the A-Rod/Madonna story is that according to the New York Post , A-Rod has reportedly been studying Kabbalah, a "Jewish mystical practice popularized by Madonna." OK. Hold it right there. I am officially embracing A-Rod as an officially unofficially officially Jewish baseball player. Today was already sizing ... [link]

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And The Alex Rodriguez Affair Saga Takes Another Wild, Unsubstantiated Turn For The Unequivocally Absurd [Justify My Glove]
Published 7/2/2008 by DAULERIO at Deadspin
... As if A-Rod's not having a tough enough week already, Shanoff just somehow sprinkled him with some magic Hebrew blog dust and made him Jewish. ...

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