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barrymelroserocks.com - 29 days ago

Sneak preview: Mrs. Tavares

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As you may or may not know, Kevin and I had a bet going about whether the Leafs or the Islanders would be the first team to win a game. I lost the bet, and I now have to wear the following shirt somewhere in public: Yeah.

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