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Someone Get Mike Patrick His Line Please
Mike Patrick continues to blow my mind every single broadcast. This time it happened only 10 seconds in. Wait for it...waiiiiit for it... The best part is how the producer feeds him the line and he actually thanks him. Oh and I love those 80s prescription automatic tint glasses as well. Nice touch Mike! (Be sure to check out Mister Irrelevant's post on Douchebag Smurf as well.)
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Blog-A-Roni: Mike Patrick Is At A Loss For Words
SPORTSbyBROOKS — • AWFUL ANNOUNCING is speechless, as Mike Patrick can’t think of the right thing to say (check about 36 seconds in): • BOILED SPORTS gets their temperature rising with another ...

Morning Constitutional: Walton Enjoys Literature
The Sporting Blog — ... Crap! What a Beautiful Sight! | Boiled Sports Bloggers go into public, see Erin Andrews, freak out ensues. They Make It 'Cause We Buy It: NASCAR Scrubs | From the Marbles If your doctor walks in wearing these, just go ahead and pull the plug yourself. I Didn't Even Know Skin Could Do That | LOL Jocks Josh Beckett showed up to spring training in excellent physical condition. Someone Get Mike Patrick His Line Please | ...

Spitting Image: Star Wars’ Jabba the Hut And ESPN’s Mike Patrick
Mr. Irrelevant — ... As I watched him butcher the intro, the thought that kept coming back to me was “Jabba the Hut.” With Patrick’s fat head, wrinkly skin, big, bright red eyes and belly laugh, the similarities to Jabba are undeniable: ...

Frozen Black Hawks [Blogdome]
Deadspin — • The NHL is gonna hit the outdoors again. In Chicago. [The Sporting Blog] • The ZEUS rankings can confuse those who think they know their coaches. [Gelf Magazine] • Some true baseball Valentine's. [Ladies ...] • Mike Patrick is ... LINE! [Awful Announcing] • How the NBA trades are like Web 2.0 deals. [RyanSpoon.com • David Tyree loves Jesus. [Zubaz Pants] • Listen to John Gasaway, about everything. [The Meaningful Collateral] • Lots of White Sox players ...

ESPN's Mike Patrick on Duke-Maryland: 'What's the Word I'm Thinking Of?'
FanHouse — ... Via Awful Announcing we present here a very odd video of ESPN announcer Mike Patrick blanking during his intro to last night's Duke-Maryland game: ...

The Duke conspiracy thickens...
Scott Brown's SportsBytes on WKDZ — ... Contrary to rumors going around, ESPN does not plan to launch a new network called ESPN/DUKE, although you couldn't tell by listening to Mike Patrick call a game. ...

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