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Spitting Image: Star Wars’ Jabba the Hut And ESPN’s Mike Patrick
Spitting Image: Star Wars’ Jabba the Hut And ESPN’s Mike Patrick
Before the Duke-Maryland game last night (which we shall never speak of again), Mike Patrick did a little intro to tell us how no team in the country is playing better than Maryland right now (total bullshit), and other lies in an attempt to excite the general public. As I watched him butcher the intro , the thought that kept coming back to me was “Jabba the Hut.” With ...
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