Eli states the obvious: He needs Plax back
sports.yahoo.com 1/13/2009 — In case you didn't notice on Sunday, or in any of the prior four or five weeks, Eli Manning and the Giants do not have a passing game that's going to make anyone forget the Air Coryell Chargers or the Greatest Show on Turf Rams. It's not even ...

“HARRIS SMITH” TURNS HIMSELF IN
profootballtalk.com 12/1/2008 — There’s a new alias in the world of NFL players. The infamous moniker of “Ron Mexico” has been replaced by far less tough-sounding ”Harris Smith.” Per the New York Post, Giants receiver Plaxico Burress sought treatment ...

PLAXICO BURRESS HAS AWESOME JUDGMENT
withleather.uproxx.com 12/1/2008 — “Hey honey. Oh, not much. You will not BELIEVE the night I had. Crazy. Listen, will you call an underground doctor and a criminal defense attorney? Oh, no reason.” The biggest story over the weekend was obviously the plight of Giants ...

WARD WASN’T WITH BURRESS
profootballtalk.com 11/30/2008 — Contrary to the beliefs of New York police officers, who are under the distinct impression that Giants running back Derrick Ward was with teammate Plaxico Burress when Burress accidentally shot himself, we’re emphatically told by multiple ...

Giants better off without Burress - NFC East
myespn.go.com 12/1/2008 — Posted by ESPN.com's Matt Mosley Even by Plaxico Burress ' bone-headed standards, this latest incident is a doozy. According to media reports, Burress was enjoying a glass of wine while handling a loaded gun in a Manhattan nightclub Friday night when ...

Burress In Trouble Again, Now With No Insurance
totalprosports.com 12/23/2008 — Total Pro Sports - Plaxico Burress is one special person, he is definitely number 1 on our list of dumbest athletes in the world. After being suspended from the New York Giants after being charged on 2 felony weapon counts, today Plaxico Burress was sued for having no insurance on his $140,000 ...

Video: Stephen Colbert And A Man Named Plaxico
youbeenblinded.com 12/3/2008 — It’s the holiday season and the Plaxico Burress shoots self in the leg story is the gift that keeps on giving. Earlier this week I brought you the Plaxico Burress/50 Cent “In da Club” video , and now courtesy of The Colbert Report ...

New York Giants' Burress turns himself in
nj.com 12/1/2008 — Burress walked without crutches into NYC police precinct

Jacobs: “… In My Home, I Am Going To Kill You”
sportsbybrooks.com 12/5/2008 — Brandon Jacobs and some of his Giants teammates were trying to help take some of the heat off teammate Plaxico Burress and his ongoing firearms case , but they may have brought a whole lot of negative attention on themselves, instead. (Burress ...

Cheney Involved In Burress Shooting
fantasyhumor.com 12/1/2008 — Investigation suggests Cheney shot Burress, and it stands to reason. What do you think?

Plaxico Burress Leading Candidate for Darwin Awards 2008 — Bleacher Report - NFL 12/3/2008
Plaxico, Plaxico, Plaxico. Really? I can think of several ways to celebrate a contract extension, but shooting myself in the thigh isn't one of them. Even showering strippers with bottles of champagne, a la Pacman, rates as classier, not to ...

Plaxico Burress: Mole Hill, Meet Mountain — Bleacher Report - NFL 12/3/2008
I didn't want to write about this. I enjoy discussing the play on the field, and how personalities translate to performance on the field as it pertains to interactions with teammates. I don't like legal conjecture, mostly because, I feel it ...

Giants end Burress' year, Pierce expected to play — FOXSports.com News for NFL 12/3/2008
The New York Giants expect Antonio Pierce to play in Sunday's game against Philadelphia while the team gathers information on the linebacker's involvement in a shooting that led to the season-ending suspension of star receiver Plaxico Burress.

ELI KNOWS TROUBLE COMES WITH TERRITORY — NY Post: Sports 12/3/2008
Eli Manning and the Giants have handled, even thrived, on every distraction thrown their way the previous year-and-a-half. But star receiver Plaxico Burress shooting himself in the thigh with an unlicensed gun is different than anything else they...

Daily Haze: Plax < Listerine — Bleacher Report - NFL 12/3/2008
Days after accidentially shooting himself in the leg, New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress is done for the rest of 2008. Burress was placed on the non-football injury list by the Giants yesterday. His days in Big Blue are numbered ...