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Stan Van Gundy Would Rather Be At A Knitting Convention While Studying Calculus...
Stan Van Gundy Would Rather Be At A Knitting Convention While Studying Calculus...
Orlando Magic head coach Stan Van Gundy was not all that enthused about being introduced at his team's home opener.
Practice Report: Stan Van Gundy Decides on a Starting Lineup but Won't Say; Marcin Gortat Shares His Insight on the New Players
Practice Report: Stan Van Gundy Decides on a Starting Lineup but Won't Say; Marcin Gortat Shares ...
thirdquartercollapse.com — More photos » by John Raoux - AP Browse more photos » Well, Orlando Magic head coach... Stan Van Gundy has come to a decision with his starting lineup but he wouldn't disclose who the starters will be ... (more) Practice Report: Stan Van Gundy Decides on a Starting ...
Practice Report: Stan Van Gundy Chimes in on the Philadelphia 76ers; Ryan Anderson Chats Perception Versus Reality Concerning the Orlando Magic
Practice Report: Stan Van Gundy Chimes in on the Philadelphia 76ers; Ryan Anderson Chats ...
thirdquartercollapse.com — More photos » by Kelly Glasscock - AP Browse more photos » With the regular season inching... closer, the starting lineup for the Orlando Magic on opening night still hasn't been decided by head coach ... (more) Practice Report: Stan Van Gundy Chimes in on the ...
Stan Van Gundy is not amused with your pregame shenanigans
Stan Van Gundy is not amused with your pregame shenanigans
sports.yahoo.com — In the words of Sharapova's Thighs , "Stan Van Gundy would rather be at a knitting convention... while studying calculus than be introduced at his Orlando Magic 's home opener." Man, what a guy. Also on SVG's list of dislikes: kittens, ... (more) Stan Van Gundy is not amused with your pregame shenanigans
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Rumors and Rants — ... monstrosity that is our weekly picks - No Guts, No Glory I have no idea which side I’m on when it comes to Bob Knight vs. IU. I was stuck there during the Mike Davis Era, so I’m just enjoying having a good coach again - Ballin’ is a Habit Know how I know NASCAR isn’t a sport? - Bootlegger Sports Anne V is not only hot, she helps the disabled - With Leather Stan Van Gundy looks sleepy. So, so sleepy - Sharapova’s Thigh Hey, it’s a Manute Bol sighting! - Busted ...

The Glory Lines 10/30/09
No Guts, No Glory — ... Talk) South Park just killed the Miami Dolphins.... (Outside the Boxscore) Lovie Smith Is Officially On The Hot Seat (Rumors and Rants) Collector selling 10,000+ Sports Illustrated Magazines for $2 Million Dollars (Steady Burn) Stan Van Gundy isn't exactly pumped for the Magic's home opener. Video via Sharapova's Thigh Fan of No Guts, No Glory? Subscribe to ...

The Links: Michigan State snags Adreian Payne and Tim Donaghy's book is causing a stir
It's Just Sports — ... : Bob Knight says 'no thanks' to the IU Hall of Fame. I wonder if Neil Reed will get in. Sharapova's Thigh : Stan Van Gundy was HYPED about raising that Eastern Conference championship banner. ...

Mini Pony of the Day 10-30-09
Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies - Pittsburgh Sports Videos, Humor and Crack Analysis. And Ridiculously Small Horses — Yeah those aren't mini ponies, but I wasn't gonna pass up a chance to use a picture of goats standing upright. So deal with it. Ouch, Geno is out for a bit. [The Pensblog] Goodell got gutted. [Global Sports Fraternity] Stan Van Gundy is not thrilled about neing introduced. [Sharapova's Thigh] The newest JSF podcast. [JoeSportsFan] Sidney Crosby is pretty awesome. Yep. [Sports Untapped] The dude selling like 10,000 Sports Illustrateds for $2 million. [Steady Burn] Oh, and have a ...

Stan Van Gundy, Bored NBA Head Coach
Outside the Boxscore — The one thing that I always find funny about the NBA is the pageantry of the introductions and the techno light mix that they bring. The Orlando Magic raised their Eastern Conference championship banner and well, Stan Van Gundy was a little on the bored side. I don't blame him, the economy sucks and that NBA Finals winner cut could have bought him a beach house. (Courtesy of Sharapova's Thigh) ...

Your "Lazer-Light Shows" do not amuse Stan Van Gundy
That NBA Lottery Pick — ... over at Outside the Boxscore but this needs to see the light of day here) The one thing that I always find funny about the NBA is the pageantry of the introductions and the techno light mix that they bring. The Orlando Magic raised their Eastern Conference championship banner and well, Stan Van Gundy was a little on the bored side. I don't blame him, the economy sucks and that NBA Finals winner cut could have bought him a beach house. (Courtesy of Sharapova's Thigh) ...

Stan Van Jeremy Ain’t Impressed
Hooped Up — ... Stan Van Jeremy Gundy was absolutely not impressed with his introduction before the Orlando Magic home opener. The scary thing is that this is his happy face. via Sharapova’s Thigh

Stan Van Gundy is not amused with your pregame shenanigans
Ball Don't Lie — ... In the words of Sharapova's Thighs, "Stan Van Gundy would rather be at a knitting convention while studying calculus than be introduced at his ...

Friday Links - Granderson the Manderson, Layla, & Boycotting the Browns
DETROIT4LYFE — ... Make no mistake, the Browns have been God-awful this season and their fans are tired of it. How is it that Browns' fans are protesting now, but none of the Detroit faithful have ever spoken out against the 50+ year streak of Lions ineptitude? Yeah, there have been a couple of blackouts, but nothing to this magnitude. "Hi, my name is Stan Van Gundy and I am excited to be here." [via Sharapova's Thigh] ...

The Morning After: Happy Halloween!
Sparty and Friends — ... treating, because I need a chocolate fix myself.  Hoping the economy has impacted too many people from giving out full size Milky Ways.  Most underrated candy bar?  Take 5. Remember what I said about girls dressing like sluts for Halloween? Yeah, here ya go. Does Mort have his mind on one of those girls? Speaking of those ESPN exploits, who do you want to bet on that for company Halloween party in Bristol? Stan Van Gundy is just upset that the Ron Jeremy costume doesn’t help him score with the chicks. ...

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Rumors and Rants — ... Frowns Aroldis Chapman (I have no idea who that is) doing his thang - Big League Stew With Leather has some strong feelings toward Ted Ginn. And this week’s South Park was genius - With Leather The Cubs’ new owner says they will win the World Series…in the year 2110 - Sportress of Blogitude The SEC will not have you questioning their terrible officials, coaches - No Guts, No Glory Bob Knight is not coming to his own Indiana HOF induction. What a petty ass - ...

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Not Qualified To Comment — ... Stan Van Gundy sure doesn’t look like he wants to be coaching.  Or at the very least sitting through long annoying pre-game BS. [Sharapova's Thigh] ...

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