Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It [Jackin It]

Thirtyfive Seconds found this 4/3/2008 on deadspin.com [flag]

You know, it's really annoying when athletes-masturbating-in- libraries stories break in the evening and we have to wait until morning to write about them. If we can't be your leader in library masturbation coverage , we're not sure what our point is. Anyway, Penn State guard Stanley Pringle was charged yesterday for getting his Mike Cooper on . Police said Pringle, the team's point ... [link]

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MORNING ROUNDUP - 4/03/08
Published 4/3/2008 by eirishis at Thirtyfive Seconds
... The Offseason Starts Early: We have no intention to do a Fulmer Cup-style tracking of all the offseason legal transgressions in college basketball (mostly because - Christ, we don’t know how Orson does it, either.) But this was too good to pass up - Penn State guard Stanley Pringle was masturbating in a library. Now, we’re not saying that such library activity is necessarily wrong - everything has ...

Everyone Just Stop Masturbating Already
Published 4/4/2008 at JoeSportsFan.com
... Stanley Pringle. Safe to say Spencer didn't qualify into Joe Paterno's "no masturbating in public" policy. Oh, and Ridenhour is also facing charges for reportedly assaulting a female by grabbing her buttocks earlier in the day, among other things, on a road aptly named "Paradise Street". On the bright side, Pringle and Ridenhour aren't pedophiles yet. Baby steps. Moral victories, people. [Kudos to Deadspin for alerting the sports world years ago about Carl Monday's investigative ...

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Deadspin found this 4/9/2008 on www.withleather.com

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Posted 4/3/2008 on Pitt Blather -- The Rantings Continue

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Posted 4/3/2008 on College Hoops Journal

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Posted 4/2/2008 on The700Level.com - Philly Sports & Minutiae

Stanley Pringle -- Pringle, Stanley! -- has been accused of pulling on his Jeff Cooper . According to a Penn State newspaper , Pringle "sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating." In other news, Pringle's myspace page says his favorite movie is The Squid and the Whale .* >> ...

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