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STEPHEN AND MATTHEW GET BACK ON THE TEAM
STEPHEN AND MATTHEW GET BACK ON THE TEAM
An apartment in Columbia, South Carolina. Stephen Garcia sits on the couch. Stephen: Fuckin’ Tetrisphere. They don’t make shit like this anymore. Straight N64 pimpage, brah. Floating Matthew McConoughey: No way, man. (Draws on enormous joint.) Strictly old school for brahs like you and me. Stephen: It’s like I’m on a trip to Amsterdam on the train and playing ...
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South Carolina's reinstated quarterback, ...
Deadspin — ... South Carolina's reinstated quarterback, Stephen Garcia, combats the floating Matthew McConaughey on his shoulder. Spencer's been drinking the 'Tussin again at midday. [EDSBS] ...

Back like Cooked Crack!
Gheorghe: The Blog — ... Kenny McKinley: The best and most important player on the SC offense. He was a 1st team All-SEC selection last year and is on a number of preseason All-American lists. He's in the mold of many of Spurrier's past receivers (not very tall, more quick than fast, extremely good hands) and should put up monster numbers this year, provided that Tommy Beecher or Stephen Garcia can stay out of the HBC's doghouse long enough to establish some chemistry with McKinley. McKinley's as good a college receiver as there is this year and I'm betting he goes for 100+ yards and a ...

REMARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS ROUND ONE: CORNSHOE HAMMAKER VS. SMELLEY COCK
Black Heart Gold Pants — ... fashion) Cornshoe Hammaker rides again! #5 SEED: SMELLEY COCK Tournament bid: Conference champion (even though we normally despise the SEC) Pros Fueled an entire month at BHGP Played like shit in the bowl game Transferred because it's all the coach's fault Cons What could we possibly add? Except that he got passed over for this Statement I think I ...

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