Steve Spurrier Is Turning Into Joe Paterno
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| EDSBS found this 4/21/2008 on sports.aol.com [flag] |
Getting old is sad. Just ask fans of Florida State or Penn State or Queen Elizabeth. It's even sadder when the old monarch starts installing his nitwit son in places of importance and the nitwit son calls nothing but hopeful downfield jump balls or starts a war in the Falklands or something. Once the old guy starts the nepotism train, it's all over. South Carolina fans, this is your cue to ...
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CURIOUS INDEX, 4/21/08
Published 4/21/2008 by Orson Swindle at EDSBS
... Joe Paterno, because Steve Spurrier uses a computer, will take his shirt off and ride a bike around campus, and has not had to run off the field to avoid crapping his pants. All of these things can be said of homeless men living on Ponce de Leon Avenue, as well. (Judging from the library’s homeless/non-homeless reader ratio, the homeless are the Bohemian scholars of our day, until you realize they’re all voraciously reading Auto Trader and People.) But pulling the nepotism card while falling into mediocrity definitely makes you ...
