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Steve Trachsel is the cause of Global Warming
Steve Trachsel is the cause of Global Warming
Japan thinks long baseball games contibute to Global Warming. Which means that Steve Trachsel is Al Gore's new Public Enemy Number One.
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Blog-O-Rama: Is Evan Longoria Hotter Than Eva?
SPORTSbyBROOKS — ... . • HOME RUN DERBY knows who to blame for global warming - Steve Trachsel . • THE ANGRY T argues that great NBA players don’t often become ...

SAINT ANDREW'S NET: SEXY ROBOTS
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop — ... Home Run Derby blames Steve Trachsel for global warming.  I just blame him for being a slow, shitty pitcher.  When I was younger I called him Steve Trash-hole.  I'm witty. ...

FINAL FOUR & MORE
Zoner Sports — ... thought he was that good coming out of Kansas, but I never thought he was as bad as people were making him out to be when the Bulls acquired him from Cleveland. And he has been effective off the bench and as a starter. I like him. Tyrus Thomas has played 37 minutes in the last 3 Bulls games. Sure they want to make the playoffs. Sure Jim Boylan is trying to secure this job or a different one. But you have to play Thomas as much as possible. And Al Gore can rest easy. Homer Derby tells us that Steve Trachsel is the cause of global warming.

Thursday's Frosty Mug
Brew Crew Ball — ... The Japanese Leagues are working on speeding up the game to prevent global warming. In other news, Claudio Vargas will never be allowed to pitch in Japan. ...

MLB Blog Roundup: March 19, 2008
Playing for Peanuts Blog — ... but I was kinda tied up with promoting my Irish baseball movie for St. Patrick's Day... oh, and then there was the whole Oregon/Wally Backman trip. Yeah... Irish Baseball Season gives a pre-season analysis of the Irish baseball season (ironic, huh?). This isn't really MLB-related, but it's still the week of St. Patrick's Day and Cormac does a pretty good job of covering the Red Sox during the season. Home Run Derby is blaming Steve Trachsel for global warming. Funny stuff. ...

No Internet Radio For You, College Sports Fans [Blogdome]
Deadspin — ... The NCAA, remaining likable and reasonable, at all times. [Larry Brown Sports] • What charities college coaches are giving to. [Selfish Teams] • Dice-K, not getting any thinner. [Red Sox Monster] • The emptiness of following the Red Sox "boycott" story yesterday. [Wicked Good Sports] • Coke Zero does not have the best bracket system. [Rumors And Rants] • Steve Trachsel, causing global warming. [Home Run Derby] • If we were Tony Parker, perhaps nothing in the world would freak us out ...

THE AFTER PARTY
Epic Carnival — ... Bracket Simulator sucks. (The Play in CA) Kindergarten NCAA betting out of control. (eTrueSports) Tennessee is officially jinxed. (Loser with Socks) Olly Girls March Madness picks. (Mac G's World) The next round of the SMJ Sports Radio Madness. (SMJ) Want to have relations with Tony Parker's wife? (Deuce) Matsuzaka with extra mayo. (Red Sox Monster) Steve Trachsel is the cause of global warming. (Home Run Derby) Floyd Landis's last stand. (Steroid Nation) The "Where Isiah Happens" Series. ...

Blog Patrol: I'm Not Watching Basketball, I'm Watching A Physics Lesson
FanIQ Blog — ... and Rants] The NCAA doesn't like college radio. Wait, what? How is that possible? Oh yeah, money. [Larry Brown Sports] Hillary doesn't fill out a bracket because she doesn't want to upset voters. You know what, I'm upset she didn't fill one out. [SPORTSbyBROOKS] There are blowup dolls of Eva Longoria and Jessica Simpson. Tony Romo will take 2 of each. [Deuce of Davenport] Steve Trachsel is THE cause of global warming. [Home Run Derby] The best facial hair of the NBA. [Half Court Heave ...

For Those Who Blog We Salute You - 3/22
SOX & Dawgs — The Celery: A Majestic and Noble Creature [Center Field] To The Way Back Machine, Kiddos! [Yankees Chick] Getting Picked Last [Babes Love Baseball] Steve Trachsel is the cause of Global Warming [Home Run Derby] Why are the Mets in the Civil Rights Game? [The ‘Ropolitans] Julian Tavarez thinks we all should learn English [Red Sox Monster] Good Friday Becomes Great Friday, Thanks to The Pappet [Surviving Grady] A Collection Of Two Of The Worst Photos ...

Saturday Grab Bag
Drunk Jays Fans — ... that I've been stealing lately for these Grab Bags. Recently he's also brought us a seriously fantastic bit about how, if you ask the Japanese, they would tell you that Steve Trachsel is the Cause of Global Warming. Amazing. And true! ...

Steve Trachsel Causing Global Warming
Mets Today — ... Hats off to Home Run Derby, who in response have identified Steve “The Human Rain Delay” Trachsel as public enemy number one. ...

Rounding the Bases: The Final Monday
Bugs & Cranks — ... Steve Trachsel is the cause of global warming, but that’s frankly only the start of his crimes against humanity [Homer Derby] ...

Saving the Planet
Mojo Blog — ... Link: Japan baseball looking to fight global warming with shorter games Hat Tip: Home Run Derby ...

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