Steven Jackson Brutalized in Colon-Cleansing Procedure
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Too often, money hungry NFL players are just full of shit when it comes to their contract demands. That's what I always say. St. Louis Rams running back Steve Jackson isn't demanding more guaranteed money or anything like that. Still, his girlfriend suggested he get his system cleaned out. Jackson and his girlfriend, Supriya Harris, decided to have a colonic, a colon-cleansing procedure. ...
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Steven Jackson Gives Colonics A Big 'Thumbs Up ' [Chocolate Covered DUAN!]
Published 6/24/2008 by DAULERIO at Deadspin
The St. Louis Rams' Steven Jackson was a colossal bust last season for many fantasy football owners, but he will apparently try anything to not be such a stiff this year. This includes agreeing, per his girlfriend's recommendation, to have a colonic in order to "clean his system out." Not only was his girlfriend, Supriya Harris on hand for the historic poop-letting, but he also shared his experience with Yahoo's Michael Silver. Via Undrafted Free Agent, we get the messy play-by-play: My hands were covered in sweat, and the (colon ...
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