Stewart Says Goodbye To Back Hair

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SAINT ANDREW'S NET: SEXY ROBOTS
Published 3/20/2008 at With Leather - The sports blog that knows gams from yams
... Creepy. Home Run Derby blames Steve Trachsel for global warming.  I just blame him for being a slow, shitty pitcher.  When I was younger I called him Steve Trash-hole.  I'm witty. Deuce of Davenport reveals the Eva Longoria blow-up doll.  For all your hate-fuck fantasies, I suppose.  If we're going to have sex with non-humans, I'd prefer hot Cylon Tricia.  Or maybe a dolphin.  Hey, don't judge! FanHaus reports on Tony Stewart's back-waxing.  Sexiest sports story ever?  ...

Tony Stewart Waxes Back for Charity
Published 3/24/2008 by Jodie at Gossip On Sports - The Latest Dish On and Off the Field
... Oh, and how do we know he was uncomfortable? He expressed a preference for getting a punt to the family jewels over the waxing. Welcome to our world, pal. Chicks know more about wax on, wax off than Ralph Macchio in all three Karate Kid movies combined. ...

Prelude To The Dream Takes Stewart’s Mind Off Troubles
Published 6/4/2008 at FastMachines.com
... is only 35 points from falling out of the chase, plus all the controversy that has happened from the rumors about him leaving Gibbs, and there is no doubt that this is the summer of Stewart’s discontent. But, starting tomorrow, Stewart will be able to let some of that bad karma go, as he helps put on the Old Spice Prelude to the Dream at Eldora.  Stewart said of the event, “You get to do something different that’s no stress and it’s all about having fun.”  Plus, he won’t have to shave his back this time . The goal of the charity is to raise $1 million to give to Kyle Petty ...