The Laziest Post In Blogging: Damage Control Edition
The Fightins —
... Over on Crashburn Alley, Bill Baer does an excellent job summing up this whole Rollins mess in a piece eloquently titled, “STFU, Jimmy Rollins.” It’s rather lengthy, but what the fuck do you have to do today, slacker? Bill makes his points using logic and statistics and shit. I’m more of a expletive-laden rant man myself. [Crashburn Alley] ...
Morning Blogdome: John McEnroe Tossed From Tennis Tournament For Acting Like John McEnroe [Morning Blogdome]
Deadspin —
... Rollins has no justification for saying this, especially since he was given nothing but wholehearted support last season en route to a 20×4 (20 2B, 3B, HR, and SB) season and an (undeserved) NL MVP award. This season, he's en route to finish with his worst rate statistics (OBP, SLG, ISO, RC/27; ignore counting statistics since he missed about 20 games, which skews the data) since 2005. He's a big reason why the Phillies' offense is so mundane." See Jimmy? You just got saber-geeked. [Crashburn Alley] ...
THE AFTER PARTY
Epic Carnival | Where Sports and Pop Culture Collide —
The Hot Swimmer Medals of the 2008 Olympiad Will Jason Kidd Take A Shot Before The Olympics Are Over? So Michael Phelps is doping? Huh? Phelps Leaky Goggles Not Google's China hearts Kobe A Second Spanish Team Photo STFU, Jimmy Rollins Andre Iguodala got paid. What an awful, awful thing! Eagles Cheerleaders set the bar high Anna Kournikova in a bikini is a pleasant sight When sports and Karaoke collide Remembering the '94 Expos Awesome ...
HHR Hugs it Out [08.15.08]
Hugging Harold Reynolds —
CC Sabathia, Cy Young? Are You Kidding? (I'm writing sports) Fuwa, Olympic Mascot, Fight, Video (NESW Sports) STFU, Jimmy Rollins (Crashburn Alley) Worst Pro-wrestling idea. Ever. (The Savage Science) The Temp does: The Olympics (9 to Fried) Today on Gem Mint Ten Sticks and Stones ...
Week in review: Spot starting
Fungoes —
... . The experience wasn’t lost on fellow Phillie (we’re really resisting the urge to write "phellow" there) Jimmy Rollins, who created a bit of a kerfuffle with his comments on the Best Damn Sports Show Period about being dissed by the city of brotherly love: ...

